Samantha Jane

Counter-evolutionary. All tweets are medical advice.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Not drinking is awesome because it gives you the radical opportunity to find other things that will make you hungover to the brinj of death. Like having too much sugar or staying up one half hour too late.

[Samantha Jane @SammyJane15]

@VeryBadLlama This is so wonderful! Congratulations!

[Dylan Trebels @dylantrebels]

Exhibit A of why police don’t belong in schools.

On duty cop pulls over an entire school bus.

Scolds a child for hurting their feelings.

And because that isn’t already a waste of resources, they follow them to school to whine to the principal…

[Dylan Trebels @dylantrebels]

Then there’s @mspratt with the mic drop. 🎤 🔥

[Gnome de plume @PHealthGnome]

The key thing to remember with Lyme is that you effectively eliminate the risk if you remove the tick within 24 hours. That’s a big window.

[Fair Vote Canada 🗳 🇨🇦 @FairVoteCanada]

Lest we forget.

[Looney Tunes @LooneyTunes]

Happy Pride, get your drag on 🌈

[Paul Atkinson @PaulAtkinsonEM]

My 4 take home points from @CAEP_Docs @CAEPConference

[Sstrong @hotelbaudin]

$600 million
This number is astounding. How can @fordnation justify spending this amount of tax payer dollars on a foreign owned Spa? There is a housing crisis, health care crisis, education crisis, inflation... @ONPlace4All Ontarians deserve better than this current plan.

[Sarah Jones @onesarahjones]

"But what should be a moment of triumph for conservative Christian home-schoolers has been undermined by an unmistakable backlash: the desertion and denunciations of the very children they said they were saving." https://t.co/VlehlJJgKZ

[Dr. Adil Shamji 🇨🇦 @ShamjiAdil]

Today, I launched my new policy: “A Family Doctor for All of Us.”

2.2 million Ontarians don’t have access to primary care.

As @OntLiberal leader, my plan would ensure primary care for everyone, a family doctor #ForAllOfUs.

Find out more 👇
https://t.co/MhYViu13Ui

#onpoli

[Plague Poems @PlaguePoems]

So yours was
the only masked face
at the office
and in the store
on the subway
and in the waiting room
at least now you know the answer
to your teacher’s question
of if you would be willing
to do the right thing
even if you
were the only one doing it.

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Amazing. Lizzo, in front of thousands of people, confronts LB574 - a gender affirming care ban and abortion ban - in Nebraska tonight.

"Don't let anyone tell you who you are. These laws aren't real. YOU are real."

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I’ve had this exact conversation with emergency physicians