Sammy Cope

“I Don’t Want To Wait” out now😎

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*at a sushi spot*

This would be my papa John’s order if they did nigiri

-Jacob

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Chives on fruity pebbles is gas don’t knock it til you try it

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Baeeee. You make me wanna listen to bon iver and shit

And grow a garden and shit

*accidentally smacks pan off the stove*

*is holding a bottle of red wine*

#clumsysmitten #bazodee

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Who cares if I get the spins at Walmart

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Why is the word “art” so beautiful but the name “Art” so 🥴

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I just naturally and unironically said “this must be how old people feel”. (Today’s my 25th bday btw)

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Why did I understand when my husband called a”Shirley Temple” a “Miranda Cosgrove” and why did he say that in the first place?

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The ocean is just one big mimosa

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Someone just asked me “got any fun plans this weekend?”

I said “Yeah. Getting married”🥹

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Just returned from the tangent universe. Need some turkey BAD

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Literally had a random old man try multiple times to take videos up my dress last night while I was performing on stage at a WEDDING

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

Her security yelling at the photographers to stand up so they can’t take photos under her skirt :( welcome to being a woman

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@river4t DANGEROUS WOMANNN

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Naming my bong Quan so every time I hit it I’m hitting the Quan

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@magnacumtata I challenge you

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@NICKIMINAJ Me and ily thank you for raising me

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@ChipotleTweets Stop flirting w me I’m engaged

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@nmitchell076 Mr Brightside

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Some of y’all don’t know what it’s like to be in the Louisiana Purchase territory. And it shows.

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@ChipotleTweets I need u

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Caesar salad bout to go crazy

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Millions of sardines mysteriously washed up on the shore in the Philippines, turning the coastline silver for miles