sammy

like if ilona maher was a tiny lesbian

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

17 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT???

[alex @vaudevillehook]

“Beer too cold” is like the third part in the trinity of “steak too juicy lobster too buttery” and I can’t believe it was said sincerely

[goma @soigomaa]

It all comes down to the absolute refusal to study the female body, test products and medications on females, and give women medical care instead of diagnosing everything as "anxiety" and throwing chemical castration at it.

[HamBarger @BargerMVP_SZN]

Looking back on a moment in CB Bucknor's career:

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: A mother who previously claimed on RFK Jr.‘s Children’s Health Defense podcast that vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins has now been charged with their murders.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in america they will cover up the fact that you’re literally dead to ensure people don’t have the opportunity to democratically replace you

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

I dont know if it counts as a poem but

[robin 🏰 @vancamplor]

since we're all here

[lovelorn and nobody knows @lovelornsecret]

sorry, i will never get over the TTPD font being used

[pepper 🌶 @stillidreamof]

absolutely bonkers implications here

[fka spot dog @bel1ndasayss]

am i too woke or this is weird

[pepper 🌶 @stillidreamof]

i think choosing madison square garden for her super public wedding and having this song in her discography is so so so so so so so so interesting

[dollylor @hatsune_mitski]

i actually kind of love that taylor is having a tacky spectacle of a wedding at msg because it perfectly represents the fanfare they’ve both milked out of this relationship since day one and i’m not even being shady when i say that

[sammy @sammypetitte]

lmao yeah she probably doesn’t have any real friends

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

BREAKING: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are married, according to her publicist Tree Paine.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I can’t believe this isn’t fake LOL

[Jessie Singer @JessieSingerNYC]

all the celebrities barricaded together in a giant arena during a historic blackout-risk heat wave IS a good set up for a dystopian sci-fi novel

[Michael Gold @migold]

Patti LuPone sailed the first boat at Stonewall