sammy

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Idk ask her

[sammy @sammypierotti]

thinking about what I’m gonna write v when I sit down at da laptop

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

waiting out the storm ⛈

[sammy @sammypierotti]

*quietly, embarrassed* in my steely dan era

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Just found a cool new type of YouTube video

[sammy @sammypierotti]

this is a video of me

[sammy @sammypierotti]

tsa keeping our country safe by confiscating my milk jelly cleanser

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

this is me and i’m coming over

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

I want them to fight

[sammy @sammypierotti]

I am turning into an old man

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

let him run a white lotus

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

The real history behind thanksgiving 👇

[sammy @sammypierotti]

Paul by big thief will have you dry heave crying at 1 pm in your 2015 Toyota Avalon for real. I’m sure this is a universal experience