Sammy

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. 🤔

[Zy @ZyMazza]

My little sister who is studying medicine was joking about becoming a plastic surgeon. I asked her what she would do to make me better looking if she had free reign.

She studied my face for a long time. "Your problem is you look miserable. I would refer you to a psychiatrist"

[Sammy @sammyracquel]

@vvaterlily_ 28 turning 29

[Jack Fennell 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFennellAuthor]

Fun fact: Ireland nearly did this by accident when we passed marriage equality.

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Sammy @sammyracquel]

@hnstgrnd I don’t think I’ve read this so here I go!

[Sammy @sammyracquel]

@floral_femme Ouch

[Sammy @sammyracquel]

@pom_butch JCPenneys or Amazon is where I went last time

[imogen's step-dad 🍉 @fatespun]

I miss her

[🦋Mellie🦋 @melliemoo22]

free to use AO3 badges for when we get back on there
#ao3

[Sammy @sammyracquel]

@yoghurtbae Green

[Sammy @sammyracquel]

@pterafractalx And you separated between completed and WIP ❤️❤️❤️

[Embassy of Ireland @IrelandEmbGB]

Ireland is the birthplace of Halloween, a celebration tracing back to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain.

[lillia ♡ @sealulu_]

in another life we are two mice eating blackberries together

[Sammy @sammyracquel]

@CC_Tori @yyhttiiaf For a second I thought that was Laudna 😭

[Sammy @sammyracquel]

@TerribleMaps In Delaware we call it mischief night 😂

[Sammy @sammyracquel]

@adoeration This is why I shouldn’t open twitter at work