Sammy Seymour

who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

i fall in love with someone every time i’m on a plane who’s with me

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

might fuck around and make an entire insta story highlight for every time i post about @ArianaGrande jesus christ

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

@KorySeymour I meant what I said

[frex @mynameisfrex]

maybe if i develop feelings for covid-19 it will leave

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

the best thing that’s come out of this quarantine is that I now know how to spell quarantine

[wint @dril]

Buffalo wild wing gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in chicken, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my Ass to the grave yard

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

@thedailybeast @BarackObama .......miss u

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

it’s a watch-america’s-got-talent-golden-buzzer-compilations-and-cry kinda night man

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

so how’s everyone’s night going

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

such a hoe for cruise control

[ira ✧ @fyodorai]

all right, that's it. DISHONOR! dishonor on your whole famiIу, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis-

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

anyone else get an overwhelming wave of nostalgia (NOSTALGIA!!) at the mere thought of drake & josh to the point where tears begin to well up in your eyes or am I alone on this one

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

@Mitchell_Wenzel I cannot wait to see you as a parent mitch. I’m equally excited and scared, and I mean that

[frisky horse @bloodhoundheart]

i can not express to you how often i think about this craigslist ad

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

but....
but who...
but WHO would lean over BEYONCÉ to talk to JAY Z.
the fuck

[six 🇬🇭 @Sixfever]

😂😂😂 beyonce is annoyed

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

genie: i will grant you any wish

me: i wish soup was spelled like soop

genie: [frowning] no

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

Meet Baylee. She gets anxiety during storms so my mom got her a “thunder blanket” to help her feel more secure. Both pathetic and adorable

[Sammy Seymour @sammyseyms]

they truly left any fricks they still gave about this show in season 7

[Bethisloco @bethisloco]

a water bottle in King’s Landing!! #got #gameofthrones