Samantha

i'll be 5'2 someday

[Samantha @sammyv123]

I'm so great I made myself a berry green protein smoothie for lunch....after I ate 20 servings of pirates booty 😞

[Samantha @sammyv123]

@TheOnlyGreenyT aw I'm just seeing this! Let's go back soon. I have the itch for the electrical parade 😘

[The Nerds of Color @TheNerdsofColor]

TV is so much better than reality. #DCweek #MadamePresident #JusticeLeague

[Samantha @sammyv123]

I can't stop getting excited about this!!! @KarinTheOctopus https://t.co/tdqqfBkQHp #GilmoreGirls

[Samantha @sammyv123]

When you have to pee but just painted your nails #monday

[Kerrigan-Lowdermilk @kaitandbree]

We don't know what to do. We wrote this 2 stave off our own hopelessness in the face of tragedy. May it help us now? https://t.co/uZfpJIvQk2

[Samantha @sammyv123]

That's called class

[Samantha @sammyv123]

@EILEENsoong let's just celebrate with an adobo burger to rep that FilAm life. #doesthatevenexist #mabuhay

[Samantha @sammyv123]

@EILEENsoong hoy! My pics are on the insta, diba!?

[Samantha @sammyv123]

😂 #withyoueileen #imwithher https://t.co/iU8ENHpP1R

[Samantha @sammyv123]

@Patron_on_Rocks 😂👏🏾

[Samantha @sammyv123]

But did you witness a poll worker ask a voter if she's single ask her to dinner & get them digits? #KeepBurbankWeird #ElectionDay #voted

[Samantha @sammyv123]

I love this https://t.co/6gWq31ToUW

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

BILL MURRAY interviews & celebrates with the @Cubs' @DexterFowler.

This is too good. #WorldSeries https://t.co/sP8FmWoo4I

[Samantha @sammyv123]

THIS GAME.

[Samantha @sammyv123]

Reason #1736375 to shop online more: the only mail I receive anymore are wedding invites, baby announcements, bills, prop this, prop that

[Samantha @sammyv123]

Losing my voice. Must be football season #comeongmen

[Rashida Jones @iamrashidajones]

his condescending interjections and interruptions and mansplaining are hitting the deepest part of my womanly frustration #Debates2016

[Samantha @sammyv123]

Jet lag = starting #TheNightOf 😳 I guess the jet lag continues

[Samantha @sammyv123]

Burbank. Right now. 😳 #SandFire

[Samantha @sammyv123]

Just busted out in a solo kitchen dance party and you're so jealous 💃🏽#friyay #whoami