sammy

too dumb for new york too ugly for la

[designercocaine @designercocaine]

BREAKING: The Vatican has announced that the Bishop of Aylesbury, Kate King will succeed Pope Francis. She has promised to remove “all moral filth” from the Catholic Church.

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

oh this diva’s back

[just a normal girl @fagarette]

me hanging out with beabadoobee:

omg I’m so bored let’s go change our stage names or something

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Jane McDonald reveals she and Beyoncé are planning their first ever holiday together - but are at loggerheads about where to go.

“I’ve suggested a Caribbean cruise - obviously - but she’s got her heart set on the Peak District,” McDonald said.

“I think she’s also invited Michelle Obama along without asking me first, which isn’t really on.”

[mikk @mikealss]

robbie williams actually shaped my childhood with this. unironically the best bond song ever made… and it wasn’t even for a bond film 😭

[andrew @floellaumbagabe]

“Frankie, Mollie, Una, Vanessa, Rochelle, what you doing Saturday girl?”

[Dianna Agron Updates @agron_updates]

No clue what's happening with her

[Olly Murs @ollymurs]

Fuck everyone get out of @Selfridges now gun shots!! I’m inside

[indira ˙⋆✮ @arzigogolato_]

charli: this one's for all my mean girls
julian casablancas:
https://t.co/HGxNTVGvsR

[addison rae archive @addisonfiles]

Willem Dafoe photographed by Addison Rae.

[mons†er reactions @LMonsterReacts]

experiencing this live could literally alter the trajectory of my life. i’m not even exaggerating.

[sammy @sammyyy_may]

@archiemcgreal so true xx

[shauna ミ☆ @uptonjareau]

what’s currently happening in the UK: a non-exhaustive thread

[googling 'kiedis point break' during tinder date @irishloubega]

obviously guru nanak, hugely influential,