Sammy zaouk

civil engineer

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“@TedOfficialPage: When I don't have a condom I use a Subway foot long bag.” @Karim099 @Hatem_elhage @whallab

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“@TedOfficialPage: Me: I can't eat anymore I'm full.
Food: Eat me.
Me: Ok.” @mayazreik

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“@Factsionary: Smoking makes hangovers worse.” @whallab @SameerFattal @Hatem_elhage

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“@Laughbook: I hate it when i meow at cats and they dont meow back. Unbelievably rude.” @Daniella_Tleiss

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“@Factsionary: Japan hosts penis festivals and vagina festivals every spring.” @SameerFattal efukt 👍

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“@Factsionary: Taking cold showers can help you to lose weight.” @AliTleiss1

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“@Laughbook: Normal people laugh: Hehe *cute smile*... Me laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA *claps hands like retarded seal".”@whallab

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“@Laughbook: My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.” @mayazreik

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“@ComedyTruth: I don't just sing in the shower. I perform” @whallab

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“@ComedyTruth: We all have a friend who never has a clue of what's going on.” @whallab

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“@ComedyTruth: I lost 40 pounds in one day and YOU CAN TOO if you cut off your leg” @mayazreik

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“@autocorrects: My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.” @AliTleiss1

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“@autocorrects: Current emotion: I need money” @whallab

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“@autocorrects: I hate it when I'm trying to text someone but the person beside me tries to look at my screen.” @Hatem_elhage

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@whallab @nadsankari @hatem_elhage @karim099 ana 3am ma3me3