Sam King

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

A negroni, spaghetti-o, with prosciutto in it

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

@AaronBergman18 It's deep lore
https://t.co/hfWlTD1RCU

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

I haven't showered since last year!

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

I haven't showered since December 31st, 2015!

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

@3blue1brown I did the same! Check out @autowordle to see how it performs each day. WARNING: It posts a picture of it's board after midnight Eastern Time

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

@Alexbateman1 @divbyzero @oriordankevin True! I was looking at all valid guesses in Wordle, not just potential answers (which is a subset of valid guesses I think). I'll have to see what anagrams in the answer list have the biggest discrepancy in guess quality

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

@Alexbateman1 @divbyzero @oriordankevin The biggest discrepancy in quality of initial guesses for two anagrams is between EMEUS and MEUSE. The former leaves on average 295 words whereas the latter leaves on average 230

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

@wtgowers I'm very confident that she was not lying about not having seen the game before

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

@wtgowers Yesterday I asked my partner if she had played Wordle before and she did not know what it was. I showed it to her on her phone and suggested she guess any word to start off. After a moment of complaining that she couldn't think of any 5-letter words, she guesses, no joke, "query"

[Jamie Jones @JamieDMJ]

Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.

[Matt Henderson @matthen2]

visualizing the binary digits of a few different sequences

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

FOUNDING FATHER: we must always have an electoral college and 2 senators per state

ME: ok but what if 40 million people live in california

FOUNDING FATHER (spits out tea prepared by a slave): there’s HOW many people in WHAT

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

"Does 'bisexual' imply that there are only two genders??"

Well does bismuth imply that there are only two smuths?? Checkmate atheists.

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

When people say that something's "days are numbered," they mean that its number of days of existence is finite, but in fact, elementary set theory shows that sets can be both infinite and countable, i.e. enumerable

*sounds of struggling*

FOR EXAMPLE, THE RATIONAL NUMB--

[Joel the Forklift! @grillyjoel]

[Kitchen]

*I open the swear jar to discover someone used the last swear yet put the empty jar back in the refrigerator*

ME: {dead air but my mouth is moving}

[avery @averykimball]

The Ship Of Theseus
The Ship Of Theseu
The Ship Of These
The Ship Of Thes
The Ship Of The
The Ship Of Th
The Ship Of T
The Ship Of
The Ship O
The Ship Of
The Ship Of T
The Ship Of Th
The Ship Of The
The Ship Of Thes
The Ship Of These
The Ship Of Theseu
The Ship Of Theseus

[Sam King @SamNotChris]

@njrom 🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

better names for an octopus:
-suction pup
-ol’ tangley boy
-oceans 8
-Henry
-bagpipes of the deep
-legleglegleglegleglegleg

[NPR @NPR]

Hi, blocking you. I'm NPR. https://t.co/TQu1BOkeSD