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[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Sorry I didn’t reply to your Email I’m a Bad Person

[michael @worstmichael]

I just ran over clavicular with my car. I didn’t see him. There’s blood everywhere

[#1 stuff haver @braveandstrong6]

At the airport bar really scared someone will look at my screen and start laughing at my math homework

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

if my friend showed up to my birthday dinner with a pimple patch i would deliberately and systematically dismantle their entire life at a molecular level over the course of up to a year

[sam @samcanmiss]

I dont care

[girlie ౨ৎ @polkadoodledot]

I MISS HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀🥀💔💔💔 #SNORT4KIRK

[I Eat BankTellers @publixdiscount]

How i talk to myself when im bored

[Isabella @haveacigar21]

Trump just said anyone with anime stickers on their car will be deployed to Iran starting September 1st

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

When it’s time to do skincare and brush your teeth before bed #Tired

[julian s. fudge @EviIKiIIer]

Looked up Pedophiles Anonymous on my roommates laptop cause she told me to refill the brita #FuckYouHitler

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

They need to stop changing things #KeepEverythingTheSame

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Love island is being used to promote presmicuity to our young generation

[jxne @jxnneedshelp]

gonna get anorexic asf go on love island and become a of model than die at 33 in jake pauls basement

[sami @samnthnaa]

I type 90 words per minute. Can you beat me? https://t.co/l2dijGGwdm #TypingSpeedTest via @LiveChat

[alaska @145k4]

if i was a doctor i'd be killin the pateints lowkey LOL #malpractice #thursdaymorningfunny

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

Tip for your next job interview: cut up the inside of your mouth real bad with a razor blade so when you talk a lot of blood pours out of your mouth

[m :) @vuse_lover]

I need to post an Instagram story that changes everything

[sami @samnthnaa]

@RianWirkkala FUck. Are you fucking serious. Did this really happen. :( I’m sorry