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[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Always fucking whining. Just an endless pity party by a man who’s been handed everything in life. Constantly playing the victim about anyone who makes fun of him while waving a toy chainsaw as he laughs about firing people. (hands on hips) “People are so mean!” Loser behavior.

[Andrew Bower @AndrewBower42]

Tapping the sign

[La Sagrada Rain 🌙🔮 @steffmorganzzi]

I get he’s hot we all have eyes but it’s crazy how this young man has been essentially framed without evidence, is facing POTENTIAL DEATH PENALTY and the only thing you bitches have to say is “omg top me king” like HUHH??? Save it omfg

[sean @_sn_n]

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[R. Saoirse @razzli_]

MAGA for years:

“Sleepy Joe”
“Joe and the Hoe gotta go”
“Kamala Harris slept her way up to the top”
“Michelle Obama is man”
“Fuck your feelings, libtards”
“Let’s go Brandon”

Jasmine Crockett: “Governor Hot Wheels”

MAGA: “HOW DARE YOU!!!”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

But he wouldn’t cure cancer. He would cut funding to cancer research. Because that’s what he did.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

“ugh you poors just want government handouts” yes. what the fuck? why wouldn’t we want that? we’re at a point in human history and advancement where we can give everyone handouts and help them live happy lives why the FUCK aren’t we doing that????

[Rep. Sylvia Garcia @RepSylviaGarcia]

Let’s be clear: the Department of Education exists because states wouldn’t fund poor schools, wouldn’t protect kids with disabilities, wouldn’t follow civil rights law, especially in the South. Anyone calling to abolish it is calling to turn back the clock—and we can’t let that happen.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Loudest “duh” I’ve ever let out in my life

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Trump’s Motorcade just arrived at Palm Beach Golf Club!

This weekend trip costs taxpayers between $3-4 million.

DOGE should work to cut these out. It would make government much more efficient.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

No lies detected here 👇

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i do not think the human race should expand into space while capitalism is still a prevalent ideology

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So WTF did DOGE do? 🤣

[Elizabeth says join DSA 🌹🚌 @MissCherryPi]

There is zero tolerance for acts of vandalism against the East India Company. Dumping tea into the harbor is wrong. Period. All Bostonians should condemn it.