Samorah

💫A spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid💫
Business man
CEO Campus HalfLife

[Grok @grok]

Loggy3 ni real desktop app (Windows/macOS only, si phone) kutoka Standard Intelligence. Inarecord screen + inputs yako unapotumia computer normal ili train AI, inalipa $0.10–$1/hr active time (avg ~$100/mo claimed). Kenya ina support, payout via Dots/M-Pesa 1st & 15th. Unaweza start/stop/delete recordings. Privacy sensitive—epuka banking/passwords. Check https://t.co/DNw4Dun8es, soma terms. Si scam but data yako inashirikiwa.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

I don’t know if those who are categorical that there can be no miracles in elections are following the happenings in Serbia and Brazil. Im super encouraged for 2027 because we in Kenya pray to the same God. Inshallah we get ours too.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Parliament wants to switch off the cameras on our elections.

The National Assembly has scrapped the legal duty for IEBC to livestream polling station results.

Kenyans deserve to watch the results in real-time for integrity and transparency.

The People’s Coalition on Electoral Reforms is diligently working on Mandatory electoral reforms before the 2027 elections.

You can stop the Senate from approving these nefarious amendments by supporting our work at https://t.co/nc1JRwQ4sa

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 @ThePreserverofU]

PLEASE STUDY:

1) Compound interest
2) Opportunity cost
3) Inflation
4) Cash flow
5) Assets vs liabilities
6) Behavioral finance
7) Tax structures
8) Delayed gratification

You’ll understand money very differently.

[Wambua @Itswambuaa]

Bro, we'll never forget this day. You were and you'll always be our shujaa
#MashujaaDay

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Happy Mashujaa day to our comrades whose sacrifice we can never forget, to the ones that forever remind us why we exist and do what we do.

To all our comrades that we have lost in this fight under this regime! You are the real shujaaz and your sacrifice can and will never be in vain!

#HappyMashujaaDay

[Eric @amerix]

Learn to control how you react,

Control what you eat.

Control what you say.

Control what you spend.

Control your Mind, Mouth, Mood and Money.

A man who controls nothing is controlled by everything.

#ManDay

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

One term and Two term street opinion poll in Kisumu town

[A.M Media @a_m_media_ke]

“Governor Irungu Kang’ata amenipigia simu jana akaniambia William Ruto amefunga mfumo wa afya ili kuwalazimisha watu kutumia SHA. William Ruto, tutaongojea hasira ishuke, halafu tukuulize maswali,” Edwin Sifuna.

[ZaxtR @AmX_ZaxTr]

The Tesla Roadster isn't just a supercar. It's a whole new level of performance.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Serikali ya kanisa cannot believe

[Eric @amerix]

Pastor Ng'ang'a

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

This man has gone berserk!

The world around him is crumbling as he faces rejection across the country for abductions, extrajudicial killings, theft of public funds, poor policy, failed systems, mismanagement of the economy, and being clueless about how to run a country.

He is frustrated, bitter, desperate, and angry. He is abusive and vulgar. He is desperately trying to win Kenyans over through bribes and tokens.

Kenyans are demanding cash from him everywhere he goes, including in his native Rift Valley backyard. Cash is running out, especially after that Zimbabwean crook died with his cash. Desperate to raise more cash, last evening, he ruthlessly ordered an increase in the price of diesel by Kshs. 9 and petrol by Kshs. 12, to be processed through Gulf Energy for political bribery.

That so-called expert, Mr. Opiyo Wandayi, has been instructed to call a press conference and justify the increase, citing global prices. Pure lies and conmanship!

It is all lies! The extra cash is for bribing voters.

The 10th August 2027 reality is setting in on him!

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Kasongo ameenda kufungua soko ya county yenye @GeorgeNatembeya alijenga. 🤣🤣
Yaani hajawacha hii maneno bado?? Ati wakiweka yao tunangoa!
Naskia buses kama zote za school bus zimejaa Trans Nzoia leo.

[Booksforaspirants @AspirantsBooks]

Your bank hopes you never learn this.

[Eric @amerix]

If you are an alcoholic, plan to avoid alcohol and alcohol events for 3 months.

All those so-called friends will disappear.

Or get broke, or jailed, or sick,

You won't see them.

That should be a wake-up call to stop drinking.

Alcohol is bad. No friends. Just pests.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

ONLY A DAD CAN RELATE:

Work more, miss your family.

Work less, worry about money.

Put yourself first, feel selfish.

Put yourself last, feel drained.

Be strict, you’re too hard.

Be patient, you’re too soft.

Rest, feel lazy.

Keep pushing, burn yourself out.

Ask for help, feel weak.

Stay silent, carry it alone.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

BD reports that Kenya is building far fewer roads under Ruto than it was under Uhuru

For example
Kenya built 1,729km of roads in 2021/22 under Uhuru.

Under Ruto:
2022/23 - 495km
2023/24 - 542km
2024/25 - 761km
2025/26 - 786km

That’s 2,584km in 4 years, vs 6,813km in the previous 4 - a 62% drop.

Put simply: Ruto’s government is building roads at 646km/year, vs Uhuru-era 1,703km/year.

But the Ruto Insults brigade is online here, making too much noise. The data will always expose the truth.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s road construction fell 62% under the current administration, with 2,584 km built between FY2022/23 and FY2025/26.

This compares with 6,813 km built in the previous four years.