Sam Pace

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

I learn more about physics falling over on the subway everyday than I do in class.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

You know you have a problem when you have to set 10 alarms to get up every morning.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

how many rice krispies is too many rice krispies...

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

Hell is traveling to Queens via the MTA on the weekend.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

One day, I'll show up to class on time. #notlikely

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

@Bee527 @LindsayOgden94 it happened!

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

Go to the club, meet Leonardo Dicaprio. #onlyinnewyork

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

3 hour night classes should really have the word "purgatory" in the course description.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

Spend the night in the east village, wake up in alphabet city. #nottheplan

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

6am fire drills and I'm not even at college yet. Excellent.

[Cara MacAskill @caramacaskill]

I need to find a better outlet than online shopping and eating everything I see when I'm sad.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

It takes a special kind of person to fall up an escalator.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

My life is really starting to look like medley of crappy jobs.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

There's nothing like the moment when you realize you're that asshole wearing sunglasses on the subway...

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

You know it's been a long day when you try to unlock your apartment with you car keys.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

There are few things more exciting for a mall employee than finding a parking meter that still has time on it.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

I want a refund for all the time I spend on hold with the financial aid office.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

things I've learned working in retail: there are people willing to spend $500 on tea.

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

How many waffles is too many waffles...

[Sam Pace @sampacee]

Literally every time there's a fire alarm in this place, these people remember to bring their alcohol outside but forget their keys.