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A decently convincing imitation.

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Checking out IBM’s Open Liberty Space Rover at #ATO22 @OpenLibertyIO

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“Legacy of the Dark Lands” from @blind_guardian was a different but absolutely welcome experience! 20+ years of perfecting and it really shows. https://t.co/BshA8pkekn

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I suppose if I’m going to open Twitter I might as well tweet something while I’m at it.

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@USPSHelp Wow, if only it had said “Do Not Bend” on it! Then it wouldn’t have been folded in half and crammed into my mailbox! Good thing this isn’t super important and wasn’t a lot of hard work to earn or anything! #sarcasm

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@USPS imagine what it would be like if I was having something that was actually important being sent to me! 😱🧐 #sarcasm #noteventhefirsttime

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“A Pringle by any other Pringle will still taste like a Pringle.” -Meaningful words from Greg

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@Apple Updated to iOS11.2 on my iPhone 7, but Apple Pay Cash iMessage app and Wallet debit card are not visible.

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@feedly @jnchapel Does this actually stop them from automatically being marked as read, or just the obvious prevent them from disappearing?

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@SamBashor Scream Slashor

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In actual real life “Fun Size” & “Party Size” mean “insultingly pathetically small” and “insanely unnecessarily large” #maximummarketingfail

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“Fun size” & “Party size” sound like you should be able to use them interchangeably, but that could not be more wildly wrong. #marketingfail

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Apparently today is my 7 year Twitterversary...#MyTwitterAnniversary

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@StefanFilms The Heisei era was the best era for Godzilla films.

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@alendrix17 @MoviePass According to the site your first month does not start until you get the card

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@pabney36 @MariahBaylock This is the app for you: https://t.co/vIHJmZ7dIX

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@pabney36 @MariahBaylock We need to talk about how there are more apps available than just social media and Apple utilities...

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@taylorswift13 You sure the #OldTaylor can't come to the phone? I get she's "dead" but I bet she can still drop a better single than this...

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Tap into the power of nature. @GA is giving away a trip to one of the most scenic hiking experiences on the planet: https://t.co/HJs58VdPUG

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@CalvinDHughes Make sure to wear appropriate eye protection when checking out Your Best Smile Now

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@snickersthorpe No, the place you watched it from sucked...