sam

enjoy your lunch

[sam @sampatinho]

Give the Falklands to Cape Verde, you stole our hearts, Verde bosh 🇨🇻

[mrs noah dillon @shesmyboy]

It's happening

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[Felipe Leme - Carlo Ancelotti é uma fraude @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[sam @sampatinho]

@mcandidate The most incredible thing about this is Giroud is 6”4

[sam @sampatinho]

@Billie_T Honestly, if he’s behaving like this now, even if we keep him and play him, he’ll kick up a stink and want out within a year or so. If we get good money now, it is what it is.

[sam @sampatinho]

@thfc_mugen This is unbelievable

[🙃⭐️🌼🚕 @thfc_mugen]

Dyslexic Solanke seeing spurs sign senesi

[Oisín @OisinMul_]

It’s incredible how much we have regressed as a society in the last decade thanks to imported culture wars

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[sam @sampatinho]

@OGRes1010 @Billie_T They tried that with Frank and look what happened. They had no choice but to get De Zerbi in to stop relegation

[jack healy @jackhealyNYT]

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

Friends Daniel (left) and Smudge drink cider at Cleethorpes bus station. They are waiting to see if any good-looking girls arrive in town for the day (2001)

[Ipswich Town @IpswichTown]

Can you honestly see a world where he DARES to warm up next to the snakepit?

[jamie spurs alchemy 🤍 @TTIDTHFC]

Seeing all the shit coming out from haters about integrity & Villa B team, blah blah blah, this quote is more relevant than ever

[sam @sampatinho]

@WorldofHotspur @TheGameHasGone As much as I agree Gray shouldn’t be near the team right now, I think it’s cause RDZ basically wants a consistent lineup week in week out to get us over the line (or as consistent as we can be with injuries) over the course of a whole season I think he will show some more faith

[Leaf🍃 @Leafions]

daft punk when I tickle their balls

[sam @sampatinho]

@mcandidate Just guys being dudes

[sam @sampatinho]

@mcandidate Michael Keane is not my lover