sam

take it easy dude but take it

[Jenevieve @imniceandsmart]

Heart day at the gym. 15 sets of believing In my self

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Surround yourself with people who are smarter than you ☝️. Then do a big spin attack

[clare @sadderlizards]

bye i’ll see you later bro. i’ll see you in the trees and the clouds and every beautiful sunset

[sweet william @avxlanche]

i love you. if the feeling is not mutual, please pretend this was a poem

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

im kinda trapped in my own submarine mentally per say

[sam @samrbow]

in order to have a more positive summer i’ve decided to complain less about myself, and more about others

[sam @samrbow]

@autumnst8 for a second i thought you bought Him

[sam @samrbow]

uh oh ! this hyper fixation is actually a lifestyle

[Jeremy Elder @jeremyelderr]

I feel like we’re living in the only universe where Post Malone isn’t a line cook

[danlet @evildanevil]

Can I come over and ask you one million billion questions

[randomcontrol @wasteofaface]

fake falling asleep in the uber so the driver has to carry me to bed

[🛌 @hihighaf]

no one gets to see my spotify wrapped this year

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

Dude. Did you seriously just abandon me at the outskirts of the grazing area? You KNOW that I'm at increased risk of predation as one of the weaker + sicklier members of the herd.

[sam @samrbow]

i was laughing at the tweet below this one and literally stopped mid breath when i saw this

[i like food @messedupfoods]

pickle cheesecake

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Cops busted me for felony possession of various knickknacks and doohickeys

[grovy @grovymango]

this is me btw. this is who ur being mean to when ur being mean to me.

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

I don’t have time to read a “Baby on Board” bumper sticker. I am on my phone