Sammy

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[Sammy @samrenflo]

2023 been real quiet since this dropped

[Sammy @samrenflo]

When i say lmao this is how I’m saying it

[Sammy @samrenflo]

I stay having that quintillionaire mindset

[Sammy @samrenflo]

I got that quadrillionaire mindset

[Sammy @samrenflo]

Worked really hard on this

[Sammy @samrenflo]

Oppenheimer (2023)

[Sammy @samrenflo]

🎶“ Shorty a lil' baddie
Shorty my lil' boo thing
And shorty got the fatty
Shorty be catching mood swings 🎶

[Sammy @samrenflo]

#1 you rinse your tooth brush BEFORE putting on toothpaste
#3 you rinse your tooth brush AFTER putting on toothpaste
#4 you didn’t notice i skipped #2
#5 you checked to see if i actually skipped #2
#6 you’re smiling rn
#7 you just jammed your big toe on a coffee table

[Sammy @samrenflo]

Making sure I’m the first to think of it. Will prolly start a bbq restaurant or some shit after thinking this up

[Sammy @samrenflo]

Oh hell yes April twentieth BLAZE IT!!!!!

[Sammy @samrenflo]

@EvanRay7 This should have done better.

[Sammy @samrenflo]

Lo-fi beats to chill/file taxes to

[Sammy @samrenflo]

43 retweets and I’ll post a vid of me shotgunning these 2 High Noons that have been sitting in the sun at my apartment building for the last 3 days

[Sammy @samrenflo]

Favorite out of the three primary colors?

[wint @dril]

Wow

[Sammy @samrenflo]

Can’t wait for Super Bowl Sunday baby🙌 i totally forgot to put it in my calendar can someone remind me the day it airs?

[Sammy @samrenflo]

@BigTiddyHonkers @ItsGoneAwry Worst part? He sliced his jugular open the second he hit that water :/

[Sammy @samrenflo]

@blumenfeld That means a lot coming from you

[Sammy @samrenflo]

Finally broke down and went to @blumenfeld’s favorite lunch spot. 🤤

[Sammy @samrenflo]

Why would anyone wear a fitbit/apple watch/whoop? Learn to track calories burned in your head like a normal person 😂