sam g

2002-03 Kenny Goldman Jr. Youth Basketball League Champion

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN.

Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.

[໊ @ilswyth]

“i watched that film you recomme-” i love you

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

The Detroit Pistons draft history since 2000 as told by memes 😂

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

fuck teams, fuck authenticator, fuck excel, fuck KPI’s, fuck outlook, fuck your friendly reminders too

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Renaming Mar-a-lago to "Casa-de-Epstein" since anyone can rename anything.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Me too, kid. Me too.

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

Why can’t life always be this easy

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We’re not changing it.

[Covie @covie_93]

-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms.

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First gameplay of a car chase in GTA 6.

(via: @NotPaloIntel)

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My mom didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a tactical prodigy that has accessed the situation at hand and has determined that he doesn't really wanna do this anymore

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

My daughter asked me what games I played on the tablet when I was a kid, and I told her I used to yell into a fan to sound like a robot.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

“6 likes isnt a lot” imagine 6 earned runs given up by ur bullpen

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

You either cum too fast or you last long enough to become the villain

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The NFL has eliminated the Pro Bowl games, per a league official. The focus now will shift to celebrating the honor of being a Pro-Bowl selection.