Sam Ritter

Procrastinator Deluxe...

[Sam Ritter @SamRitter5000]

@OleTimeHardball Pujols or Stan the Man.

[Briley Lechner @BrileyLechner]

I’m 16. I play because I love my sport and my team.

Watching @sophaller say it out loud — that girls shouldn’t have to give up fair competition or our privacy — meant more than she’ll ever know. When a WNBA star says it, maybe people finally listen.

I know what it’s like to have your voice on this treated like it’s hateful. It isn’t. Wanting a fair game and a private locker room was never hate. It’s just the truth, and I’m done being afraid to say it.

Thank you, Sophie, for going first. You made it easier for the rest of us.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

“The Odyssey, but it’s Freddy trying get back to Germany after the World Cup.”

[Sam Ritter @SamRitter5000]

What the....?

[@amuse @amuse]

INSANITY: LAPD guidelines forced police to allow a suspect in a stolen sedan to stop at a gas station to refuel during a high speed chase. To reduce risk to the public they allowed air support to track while the suspect refueled before resuming getaway.

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Lil Wayne: "I'm so glad to hear Trump say — when they was mad at him about building a ballroom — and he was like, 'Because everything we do, we have to do it on the d*mn lawn!’”

[Madrid Sports @MadridSports_]

Los brasileños han podido hacer el mejor resumen posible de la final del Mundial 😭

[Marques LeClair @MarcClairNoShow]

This plays like an SNL skit from the ‘90’s and it’s beautiful.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Sorry I laughed too hard at this

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The “I PLAY ROCKY” trailer just dropped about the true origin story of Sylvester Stallone.

This is as AMERICA as it gets. 🇺🇸

This just RIPPED My face off.

[Miklasz @b_miklasz]

Exactly one year before he won the 2026 HR Derby in such a dramatic against-all-odds fashion, Jordan Walker was on the IL, going through a minor league rehab assignment with Class AA Springfield. He was recovering from appendicitis. At the time of his illness, Walker had a .210 batting average, .561 OPS, 3 home runs and a 33% strikeout rate for the #STLCards … my goodness what a change in his career and life in a year’s time.

[Sam Ritter @SamRitter5000]

@BootleggedChad I think your DM’s will have the answer you seek. 😬

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

HOME RUN DERBY CHAMPION!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

JORDAN WALKER JUST KEPT ON CRANKING

The First HR Derby Champion in Cardinals History!

[Sophie Cunningham @sophaller]

I’ve never seen this happen in the W ever. Just filthy.

[Jeremy A. Boyer 🎹 @JABsMusic]

The funniest skit SNL has done in over a decade and it’s not even close!

[Dana Perino @DanaPerino]

The WWII vets featured in the President’s speech watched the fireworks from their memorial. ❤️🇺🇸🙏🏻🎆

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Happy 4th of July to you, Happy Independence Day to you and Happy 250th America 🇺🇸 🦅 🎆