sam

my longest yeah boy ever

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

A 57 year old UNMARRIED man with a receding hairline who has never BEEN married mind you, saying he would divorce our greatest living athlete who has been happily married for 8 years to her very rich and loving husband—keep quiet forehead

[sad oat @sad_oat]

‘SAY DRAKE’

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

For anyone that missed it. I can’t stop laughing at this

[✨ @magdalenepop]

she can back up a bit

[bo @TheldlerWheel]

NOBODY VOTED FOR EITHER OF THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

lmk when they start live updating the electoral map so i can take a 100mg edible

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Imagine you just took an edible for the night and then you hear a knock on the door and it’s Kamala 😭

[Thor: NIGnarok @hosienation]

Fact checkers after only 9 minutes of the #PresidentialDebate

[chase @cfree94]

if kamala calls him a fucking idiot tonight

[Kevin Maisto @kevinmaisto]

SCREAMING

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

watching the debate as a form of self harm

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i would tweet this to let you all know i was in a hostage situation

[tess @tessiconic]

When I’m 3 drinks in and I hear someone light a cigarette https://t.co/qey0gucwOc