Samuel

Saved by grace through faith. TXST Alum | UTRGV Alum

[Samuel @samrocha014]

Abortion is healthcare. Contraceptives are healthcare. Love is love. Pretty fucking simple.

[six ppl in the room told prez @_prezidente]

Got a generational playoff whistle, bricked clutch shots for five games, tried to injure guys, had an objectively terrible offensive series, took no accountability as a leader of his teammates.

[Joel Myers @mrheisman]

@KFCBarstool

[🌩️ @twowayshai]

Stephon Castle honors fast food chain Wendy’s with a 4/4/4 statline, paying homage to the brand’s 4 for $4 meal deal👀🔥

[ThunderND @ThunderND]

I’ll never have a more satisfying hate watch as long as I live

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

here’s how you make yourself a bonafide, unquestionable, no-doubt-about-it legend

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Spurs postgame: “We’re the better team and are going to win the next four games.”

[Thunder Film Room @ThunderFilmRoom]

Successful hate watch 4/4.

It’s been a pleasure.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

HOUSTON OMG

[Samuel @samrocha014]

Pray for the city of NY

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Dillon Jones
2 seasons
2 teams
2 rings

[Nate Geary @NateGearySports]

Wemby with the most flagrant foul. They won’t call it tho bc he’d be out next game. Couldn’t be more black and white.

[Tomer Azarly @TomerAzarly]

The officials missed that close out foul by Victor Wembanyama on Jalen Brunson's 3-pointer.

Wemby was in his landing space and if they called it and reviewed it, it likely would've been upgraded to a flagrant foul. That would've meant Wemby would be suspended for a potential Game 6.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jalen Brunson cashes the three with Wemby in his landing space 😮

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Knicks all gotta walk into their postgame pressers barefoot.

[Thunder Film Room @ThunderFilmRoom]

Successful hate watch 3/4.

29 POINT BLOWN LEAD

[Samuel @samrocha014]

HATE WATCH SUCCESSFUL

[Samuel @samrocha014]

HAHAHAHA

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Former ESPN personality David Jacoby says he’s grown a strong DISLIKE for Wemby after the playoffs. 😬

"I started drumming up a dislike for [Wemby] this summer and now it's just at a million. I cannot stand this guy. I hate his outfits. I hate his face. I hate his hair. I hate everything about him. He's such a try-hard..."

(via @awfulannouncing)

[BKS Sports @BKSecretsports]

I told y’all, if the Knicks send a message they can’t get away with it like the Spurs do

It’s a flagrant 1 for the Knicks vs the Spurs have made head contact numerous times and no calls