sam

harlow’s mommy and okc’s hairstylist 🪩

[OfficialDakSupporter @native_ace]

@espn Shai chasing Jordan and Kobe ….. he ain’t got time to be in rivalry’s with some bum who ain’t even got a ring sorry

[sam @samsoglamm]

teddy bears @okcthunder edition ⚡️💙🧡
@shaiglalex @luthebeast @jdubwttp @ChetHolmgren @ACFresh21

[her all along. @jayemonet]

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

[Elmo @elmo]

May Elmo just say, Ms. @sza, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌

[sam @samsoglamm]

The trippin with tarte brand trip is always SO tone deaf with what’s happening in the real world

[sam @samsoglamm]

I’m convinced the smallest men to ever live are all named Zach 👑👑

[sam @samsoglamm]

11 🎉 #MyXAnniversary

[Southwell @JustinSouthwell]

Me to Mike Gundy’s cow when we look back at the end of the season and realize that headbutt caused the turnaround

[sam @samsoglamm]

Jacob did this for me last year and it was the best day ever 🥹

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

one day i want my whole birthday planned for me. i don’t wanna plan nothing, i just wanna show up 😭

[sam @samsoglamm]

Idk what’s more embarrassing… the ✨thing he did✨ OR the fact I stayed for another 5 years after he did it 🥴

[azariah @azariahamor]

Can we start an evil ex thread? what’s the worst thing an ex has done to u?

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

a lot of men need to be told they're fucking losers

[motti @motticomedy]

girls be like “I want to have a lazy sunday” and proceed to run every errand they’ve been putting off for 8 months

[jjellybeano @jjellybeanoo]

when you try and open the pillsbury biscuit cans

[Shirl @justjackmate]

Going “ooo tough man with your little Stanley knife” after you’ve had a knife pulled on you is sooooooooo

[Greasy Rod @solo_han35034]

WHY DID @Chilis TAKE THE BIG MOUTH CHICKEN SANDWICH OFF THE MENU. I WANT ANSWERS MR. CHILI!!!!

[katie ❤️‍🔥 @corneliastkatie]

“everyone is getting tired of taylor swift” okay, prove it! sell me your eras tour tickets!

[sam @samsoglamm]

I can’t wait for my Spotify wrapped to tell me that I was the top 1% that listened to Taylor lol

[jacob ♛ @_Jacobmarkcum_]

My son a Big @jdubwttp supporter