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simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag

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@barn182 @TMZ you don’t deserve to wear the 182

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@rekinfootball @p0lar_fawn we’re talking about them rn and they’ve already bonded out

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@bhangivesuwings @Complex they’ll get bond as soon as they get in front of a judge and they’ll take a plea for no time — prolly wind up with a fine and some community service when it all resolves

they’re professional risk takers & free climbers — they definitely calculate the consequences into the stunt

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@ChiefPappy007 @Complex attention is the purpose — obviously.

they’re gonna plea out and get community service and a fine.

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happy 182 day to all of the most refined and cultured people on this app 🫡

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rabbit, rabbit!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance: People hang out those hideous signs in their yard that say, "in this house we believe blah blah blah blah blah. You know, love is love, science is science, whatever. No person is illegal." That sign is such a disgusting butchering of the Nicene Creed

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@TerribleMaps you go down the shore & then when you get there, you go to the beach

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@Ganeshdeux For the record, he’s not a big deal in the US either. Any mainstream attention he has gotten has been mockery.

& Weighing under 100kg and dressing sharp is not uncommon, lol.

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@krassenstein saying “confusing people for family members” is a sign of dementia is like saying couging is a sign of cancer

dementia is not one single disease & not all of then affect recognition in the same way.

stop with the online medical diagnoses — so many more legit things to go in on

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@KimKatieUSA 1. you guys know that women’s rooms have stalls inside of them — right? like, you enter into a little sub room to go to the bathroom. even has its own little lock.

2. surely the one second shock of seeing a man in the restroom would go away when you see the little girls

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@ChefAnthonyDC wait — why is there a backdrop of the white house over the white house?

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@blink182 old?! what’s our age again?

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blink 182 making me have to remember my myspace login in 2026

[blink-182 @blink182]

https://t.co/Hx6UyEDjVW

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@blink182 restock the dude ranch/cheshire cat pins!!

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@WhaleLandUtahni @IsaiahLCarter you forgot to add the “basic” this time, which is very important

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@WhaleLandUtahni @IsaiahLCarter i think it’s clear that i didn’t miss what you were trying to say, i just disagree with the positions you’ve formed & believe you to be misinformed

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@WhaleLandUtahni @IsaiahLCarter less gory*

ps - you really picked the wrong person to try to medically jump-scare, lol

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@WhaleLandUtahni @IsaiahLCarter do you think operating on a different part of the body looks leas gory? lol — you do know that less than 1% of the global population identify as trans and, of that 1%, only ~4% ever pursue surgical affirmation. you’re obsessed with a statistical anomaly.