samsungdollar

30. Male. NY. Giving Twitter a chance since Tumblr is dying.

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@camhigby Yeah there can't possibly be another person with that name living at that address that can easily be verified by a simple public records search. The only explanation is fraud.

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@spaceghost

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@elonmusk Weird. Not the response I got.

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@spaceghost The man loves two things: documentaries and pedophiles.

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@sagesteele

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@spaceghost Agency run pages are the wooooorst

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@nanglish I don't think we should give up trying to get through to them, but I don't know if there's any effective way right now. Maybe when their leader is gone it might cause them to snap out of it, or maybe they're too far gone. I don't know.

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@nanglish People are immune to political satire if they absolutely refuse to view their leaders with any kind of a critical lens. They're in a cult. Satire won't work. Facts and logic won't work. Nothing will. Their brains are washed beyond belief.

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@StephenJohnK @MikeDugar That's only a rule in college

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@minakimes @Conley76 Same blocking technique on Wagner's leap in 2022 https://t.co/irZqkalKSn and Myles Garrett last year https://t.co/5gNsfIGoJ1

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

HE HOPPED RIGHT OVER HIM 🤯

#CLEvsIND on CBS & NFL+

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@minakimes @Conley76 Long snappers are considered defenseless players, which means it's a penalty for "unnecessary" contact with them (can't hit 'em in the head or neck). It's legal to block them down like they did here, though.

https://t.co/iKIsTB1P0c

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"Yeah I did it but I didn't mean it" is an interesting attempt at a defense.

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His sentencing isn't for another month and a half and could potentially be pushed even later. He'll surely appeal it whatever it is, which would be delayed even more. It could be months or even years.

He's not going to be hurt by this at all, as sad as that sounds.

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He's not going to jail and he can still run for President. This really means nothing.

His followers will not view him differently. If anything, they'll just buy into his "everyone's against you except for me" bullshit even more. This is ultimately meaningless.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

How many votes are you casting? 🤔 Let us know in the replies! 🗳️

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The Poor Thing: Natalie Portman Is Getting So Frustrated Trying To Find A Hookup By DMing Strangers On Instagram From An Account Called ‘NatalieProtman_I_DateU’ That Her English Is Getting More And More Broken With Every Attempt https://t.co/jN4pp8HuNC

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His mugshot is not as comically terrible as I think we all hoped it would be.

Aside from image quality, it basically looks exactly like his official presidential portrait photo. He's going to wear this like a badge of honor and his supporters are going to eat it up.

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@MissFreudian The search function sucks. As a user, I can only search for creators I have already followed at some point, can't find anyone new. That's with the top search bar thing. Don't know if it works any differently on the creator side.

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babe what's wrong?? you've barely read your daily allotted 600 tweets today

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@BlazeFyre Real Tone. The website for it doesn't work anymore, but there's version on the Internet Archive.

https://t.co/CO5PsL3PCG