Sam Swensen

[Sam Swensen @samswensen]

@SolomonStrader @bluthquotes @jaketapper He blue it

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

At the end of all this, let’s try to remember that the geniuses who told us not to worry about coronavirus are the same geniuses telling us not to worry about #climatechange

[Matthew Miller @matthewamiller]

Nothing I hate more than Democrats trying to outdo each other on purity tests that the GOP doesn’t even bother to pretend caring about.

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Me, writing an email:

I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

[Jeff Pohjola @JeffPohjola]

.@PeteButtigieg jokes with the crowd: “Introverts unite! But separately and on our own time.”

[Glenn Kessler @GlennKessler__]

Ace White House staff work strikes again --> https://t.co/xRm6EOEIdh

[Sam Swensen @samswensen]

How to shop, cook and eat in a warming world - via @nytimes https://t.co/eHgQGYPXiH

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

@brianschatz Do you think cities need to fall into the sea before Republicans do something? Asking for a friend.

[ellie sunakawa @elliesunakawa]

no one:

tormund:

[Sam Swensen @samswensen]

@MultiplayerBF @PlaceYourBetz

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I'm guessing thoughts and prayers.

[Julia Goolia @Doooolia]

Adam Levine dancing during Travis Scott’s part of the halftime show

[Sam Swensen @samswensen]

@danpfeiffer @PlaceYourBetz 😬

[Rep. Barbara Lee (Archived) @RepBarbaraLee]

First day of a new era. 💪🏾😍

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.

[Shahed Amanullah @shahed]

If you feel sad today, just imagine Mike Pence swearing 2 women into Congress with the Qur'an

[Sam Swensen @samswensen]

GOAT

[New York Mets @Mets]

Eight scoreless innings for @JdeGrom19 as he puts an exclamation point on his #deGrominat season. #MetsWin

Recap: https://t.co/UvuiE2K6hL

[Sam Swensen @samswensen]

@cricket_cg @charisxlee @Kt_wash