samantha.♡

dream. try. do good. ✌🏼

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

if jammin to my own worst enemy doesn’t give you some kind of positive vibes, idk if we can be friends.

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

When it happens, I want a notification on my phone like one of those Amber Alerts.

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

life peaked when i was 5 and saw the scene in Bug's Life where the waitress bug asks "who ordered the poo poo platter?" and laughed harder than I ever have in my life

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

It’s no longer down with Trump, it’s Fuck Trump!

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

@duffmissioner great job! the shading in the wings? 10/10. 😍

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

GO BILLS
GO BILL
GO BIL
GO BI
GOB
GOBB
GOBBL
GOBBLE
GOBBLES

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

there is no point in watching this season anymore unless there's a battle back 🤞🏼 #BigBrother26 #BB26

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

@Lord_of_Jord THE POOP BANDIT 💩

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

new billie eilish on repeat is the move for today. 🎧

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

since the middle of february, i've only been able to wear one sock at a time. i would like to announce that we didn't lose a single sock in this process, they all are reunited with their twin. #success #gous

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

spectrum is the biggest pile of shit. 💩

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

@ohxamber31

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

the second there's a noise outside, i can guarantee a ring and nextdoor notification within 30 seconds.

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

i've played harry potter for over 8 hours today and i think that is a successful saturday. ⚡️

[Jenni @hashjenni]

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

i'll just be hibernating until spring. 🌺

[Mark Poloncarz @markpoloncarz]

IMPORTANT NEWS. Please see the attached images regarding the status of the travel ban in Erie County, as well as the immediate need for shovelers at Highmark Stadium.

[Disney Channel @DisneyChannel]

*Checks watch* well it's about time 🙄
. . .
🎥: The Suite Life on Deck

[samantha.♡ @samtastic]

i'm convinced the people that lived here before us bought every inch of landscaping fabric in existence and used it across every inch of land possible.