samtom

My previous thing here said parent, that needed to change.

[samtom @samtom94]

If people actually follow me from a Patreon shout out I will seriously die and apologize for how shitty some of my tweets are.

[samtom @samtom94]

I know Jon mentioned this on the daily show but for years I’ve felt democrats have been bringing pencils to a nuclear weapon fight and then shocked that the people don’t want to vote for them. It’s like the Pokémon meme every election cycle for democrats. They never learn

[samtom @samtom94]

@weeklyshowpod election debrief has been nice and the guests have been great. Honestly though I feel democrats have been made weak. They constantly act like they can’t do anything when in the minority when we’ve seen what republicans can do while in the minority.

[samtom @samtom94]

I better not see a single mainstream media article on Harris not doing interviews. She’s been doing more interviews with a wider audience than Trump has and they never talk about it. He only does interviews with Fox News or Elon Musk. How do they justify the double standard?

[samtom @samtom94]

@SketchesbyBoze Pre-ordering your books and having midnight release parties to pick up your book. We continued to make it fun into our teen years

[samtom @samtom94]

This week I’ve had two virtual visits, 1 urgent care visit, and 2 ER trips all for tonsillitis and each time have gotten different answers. America’s healthcare at its finest. And still no fix or answers

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

There were 42 assassination attempts on Hitler.

It’s hardly a reason to vote for someone.

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

A healthy 28-year-old mom is dead. Not because doctors couldn't help her; because they refused until it was too late. Because they feared HELPING HER would land them in prison.

A young mom is dead.

A 6-year-old boy lost his mom.

"Everybody wanted this," Donald Trump told us.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Amber Nicole Thurman was killed by Georgia's abortion ban. She died in a hospital, surrounded by medical providers who could have saved her life.

This is what abortion bans do.
https://t.co/BgvPidtPBm

[samtom @samtom94]

Very first amendment of you

[samtom @samtom94]

What I love most about Trump supporters is that they get pissed when celebrities endorse or support a candidate other than Trump and tell them to stay out of it. Why do you get to have political views and not celebrities? Also why do you get to voice your support online?

[Matt Staab @mattstaab_]

BREAKING: This Kamala Harris ad from 2020 still goes hard. Retweet to ensure every American sees it. https://t.co/PM1SZLcMG7

[samtom @samtom94]

@SeattleStormPR Bummer I’m here in MN tonight supporting the Storm and was excited to see the future of the organization

[samtom @samtom94]

You are peak the single lesbian friend when you are sharing TikTok’s with your best friend while texting her husband about the NBA playoffs #lgbtq #single

[samtom @samtom94]

@espn have the rights to broadcast #WNBADraft and they aren’t going to stream it on @ESPNPlus? This is a fucking joke! I pay you directly how is there not an option without paying another party $70 to get the same events and you don’t even get replays of the live espn broadcasts

[panty moss @theeluvvbelow]

Between the refs, the racism, the wrong court, the nose ring etc. the NCAA is lucky the players have been incredible because they’ve put together a very shitty product for these women.

[samtom @samtom94]

The weakest call to end a great game.

[samtom @samtom94]

AHHHHH CHERYL MILLER!!!! #BTS #BirdTaurasiShow

[amy @bergeambe]

Me lying to my family about my depression

[samtom @samtom94]

Pretty sure these guys are at it again; this time stealing the @Eagles talent #WildCardWeekend