Sam 🐢

starting to think I may have some issues and even perhaps problems. she/her.

[Sam 🐢 @samturtleemoji]

Sometimes you just need to shout-sing some Lizzo and research how much it would cost to do a trip to the UK next year because being 22 is not as easy as Taylor Swift made it out to be

[Aria 😷 @ErsteKatze]

I bring a "genAI is bad and I judge you for using it for everything" vibe to the table that people really don't appreciate.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Well now. Isn’t this interesting. So much for the patriarchy.

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

LYRIC OF THE YEAR IS HERE

[N-35 @PsychotronicCty]

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.

[eliz @eliza___v]

girls be like: im watching my comfort tv show

The show:

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

NASA could spend 1.5 trillion dollars on rockets going up into space and down again for a year and I'd consider that a more meaningful and worthwhile investment than whatever we're doing in the Middle East.

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I've never sen anything more accurate

[glen 💉 @nashabichebi]

LESS CHATGPT MORE LGBT!!!!!

[phantéau @_wangwe]

I really find it so strange when people respond to “how are you?” with ‘can’t complain’. You can, just try a little. I promise it’s not that hard. Just think about the government for a second.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Slimey has arrived in Milan, and he is shredding the slopes! Bravissimo, Slimey! 🏂🥇 🧡 #WinterOlympics

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Nice LED headlights. One small issue. I am going to explode your vehicle with my mind

[maddie @livswineglasss]

girls be like: im watching my comfort tv show

The show:

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this was a generational reading like he ate him up so bad here i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance and I. I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street.”

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

I'm going to say this the gentlest way I know how

Some of you are very stupid and should be embarrassed by your opinions