samu3lk.bsky.social

Only here to post mean shit to politicians and celebs and brands. Go to my BlueSky for art and funny posts. He/Him. 🏳️‍🌈

[samu3lk.bsky.social @samu3lk]

Oh just so everybody who wants to can find me once the site goes down tomorrow:
TWITCH: https://t.co/wxPl5gZq8J
TUMBLR: https://t.co/tizzGJB2fW
EVERYTHING ELSE: I'm samu3lk on those too.

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When Elon Musk kills himself his body is going to be found by a cleaning person or a security guard, not a loved one, because Elon Musk doesn't have anybody who loves him. The funeral will be attended by none of his children, and instead by hundreds of people who own Bored Apes.

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It'd be funny if Elon Musk put the barrel of a loaded gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger and blew his useless fucking brains out all over the ceiling of his big, empty, lonely mansion.

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@amerrill2 I can do it and it happens almost every time I yawn. I have recurring dreams that doing it allows me to hover a few inches off the ground.

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Making a rare Twitter post to say it'd have been really funny if that guy had blown Trump's big fucking greasy head off. Fuck you Elon Musk. Follow me on Bluesky.

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@SteveMills @LumaLabsAI My haircut and hairline change when I get emotional too. Fuck off.

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@blizaine @LumaLabsAI Embarrassing.

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Also a reminder: I'm on Bluesky now. I'm only on here to post mean shit to celebs and brands.

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It's bullshit that you have a resealable window on the front of Oreos and not on the front of Nutter Butters. @nabisco

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@VicBergerIV It was kind of a wet blanket when Tim wrote a thoughtful, funny song for John Early and then you immediately played your hollow AI generated version. I love you, I love the Trinity, but the AI stuff has to go, Vic. You're better than this. It's a waste of your time and skill.

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Streaming Alan Wake Remastered! https://t.co/t5LVfqcqwH

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If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school

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https://t.co/t5LVfqcqwH - Streaming Pacific Drive

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https://t.co/t5LVfqcqwH - Streaming Home Safety Hotline and playing with my new soundboard.

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@SageCoffey @bignosebug Can confirm. Something awful would happen and we'd have to go on solo rescue missions for the camera and cheer each other on.

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@pleasedtomeetya

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https://t.co/t5LVfqcqwH - Streaming Home Safety Hotline

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https://t.co/t5LVfqcqwH - Streaming RE3Make

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@CoolTimesOnline *Jack Black Tenacious D Voice* That's also Bort - 🎶

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https://t.co/t5LVfqcqwH - RE3make.