Samuel

Lector

[justine @MachJustine]

an idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest

[Samuel @samuelmtr1]

no marico

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Asi rescataron a un perro de una casa que colapso en venezuela

[Samuel @samuelmtr1]

maldita sea 🇻🇪🥲

[Samuel @samuelmtr1]

@ConejeroC no solamente el BCV. No debemos dejar por fuera lo que implica la nacionalización de la industria petrolera y creación de pdvsa (75-76)

[Everyone Knows What My Problem Is Except Me @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[Samuel @samuelmtr1]

🥹

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

Medallion's humming... that can only mean one thing! It's time to announce The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past! ⚔️

This brand new expansion for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will take you to the Path with Geralt of Rivia once more. It’s being co-developed with @Fools_Theory and is coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S, and PlayStation 5 in 2027. Stay tuned for more information in late summer. ⏰

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[BSF 🇬🇧🐀 @BSF42069]

We’ve come a long way

[Samuel @samuelmtr1]

🇻🇪🥹

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

This is like seeing the Mona Lisa be painted

[Dago Supremacy @DagoSupremacy]

My wife asked me to explain why Trump attacked Iran. I knew if I said “he’s controlled by Jews!” She would press me for a better explanation.

So I was forced to think about the situation and try to explain it with a more realist bent.

So I told her that there are long standing conflicts between the US and China over global influence, dollar supremacy and energy. I told her Israel and Iran have had a feud for 40 years, one that Israel has been itching to end with toppling the ayatollah regime…I said Iran and Venezuela have been supplying China with oil and developing broader ties to China and it seems like Trump maybe has made a couple of chess moves to mess up Chinas long range planning.

“Nancy at work said it’s the Jews”

MFW.

[Tito @ChiyanaTito]

“International law”

[Malcom Gomez @malcomgomez]

No se trata de defender a Maduro. Se trata del precedente peligroso. Ahora cualquier narcodictadura que lleve 26 años en el poder persiguiendo y asesinando opositores, y desconociendo el resultado de las elecciones está en riesgo.

[Maria Made in Cosmos ✨ @made_in_cosmos]

everyone should have two therapists, a man who tells you to grow up and get your shit together, and a woman who tells you to love yourself the way you are. Ideally they should be married to each other since at least 9 months before you were born

[Samuel @samuelmtr1]

no hay vuelta atrás (‘:

[YUNG JEFF 🗡️ @YUNGJEFF]

dude...

oh my god.

[laurence @functi0nZer0]

The lion didn’t think that would happen

[Alan Carroll @alancarroII]

Me at the dinner table waiting to shift the conversation to currency debasement

[Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires]

Sleep hits harder when you’re exhausted. Food tastes better when you’ve gone hungry. Water tastes sweeter when you’ve been grinding. Music hits deeper when you’ve been in silence.

Deprivation sharpens pleasure. Don’t run from suffering. That’s what gives life its color.

[Samuel @samuelmtr1]

@MaldonadoCurti @Emol