Samuel Brown

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@vsfootballzo @Jon_Mackenzie xG.
Penalties are roughly 0.8 xG

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@reginalddhunter WW2 timing

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@TheDevilsDNA @Ankaman616 Carl man. Ffs

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

Tough away performance tonight for @BakersTweet. A Gull on a different coast. Forms been good this tour. Let’s see if he can continue in the same vein.
A few TUFC boys in the away end tonight.

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@mrewanmurray @jcorrigangolf Interesting this. The idea people of have of who the elite managers are based on club football. But the last two WC managers would not be considered elite by that metric. So an elite International manager then. Interesting to know who that would be.

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@IanJamesPoulter https://t.co/uCX0ldhsAg

[England @England]

Rock, paper, scissors: the loser gets lifted in the air 🤷‍♂️😂

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@Steven_Swinford @JasonManford
TURKEY SHORTAGE

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@JimMFelton SesaME street. Amirite?

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@matchdaybrewery It’s Oliver Beerhof

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@Ankaman616 Pray it was a lookalike

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@Nigerianscamsss @Ankaman616 Nicely describes our recruitment M.O.

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@JackWhatley89 @SimpsonsQOTD Hahaha

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@joshbrown87 Haha

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

This might be the first Cold War Steve I’ve actually understood.

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

June the 21st

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex https://t.co/GD3fZDQk8e

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

@thedancobb He’s something that’s not good enough to be on Sky Atlantic. Enjoy.

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

Ahh Johnson & Johnson.
No more tiers.

[Isabel Webster @IsabelWebster_]

BREAKING: Johnson & Johnson have announced details of it's vaccine - which only requires one dose.
This is the 5th vaccine, after the Novovax announcement this morning - which is effective against new variants.

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

Personally I Sphinc that’s a great idea.

[The Guardian @guardian]

China starts using anal swabs to test 'high-risk' people for Covid https://t.co/EytWpnuWzW

[Samuel Brown @samuelpbrown]

After consulting @SantosFC, Jeff Bezos is now including all his Monopoly money and Disney dollars.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Elon Musk is now the richest person in the world. An increase in Tesla's stock price on Thursday pushed Musk past the Amazon founder Jeff Bezos on Bloomberg's list of the world's wealthiest people. Musk’s net worth as of Thursday morning: $188.5 billion. https://t.co/fpLcmggzif