Samuel Q.

Not Will Poulter

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

I wholeheartedly yet subliminally believe my mood is based on my Robinhood portfolio.

[debo @killmefam]

This works. Trust the process

[wint @dril]

"What those planes did was wrong"
- @ DRIL

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

At what point up my arm should I start using body wash instead of hand soap

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Betting on a sports game as an athlete: illegal

Buying stocks as a member of congress: fine

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

Important.

My thoughts on #Vanguard

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

Pirates get one decent fielder then immediately trade him. No hope for this clown posse

[KDKA @KDKA]

#BREAKING PIRATES NEWS: According to a report from ESPN's Jeff Passan, the Pirates are trading Adam Frazier to the San Diego Padres. https://t.co/bcbOYc3XBC

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

White dudes trying to impress girls like: "yeah, Lana Del Ray is my favorite WNBA player"

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

They're trading him ASAP, no question.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Adam is an All-Star!

Celebrate with our All-Star ticket deal.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

@XHNews

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

Bright minds hard at work

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

Ask and you will receive.

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

@foltonhoulk Tundra on controller = cheat code

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

821 hours. Smh. Also don't ask how much money in pixels I own

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

They did the complete opposite of "made a play"

[KDKA @KDKA]

WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!? The Pittsburgh Pirates just made one of the "strangest" plays you're ever going to see in major league baseball. 🤦 https://t.co/5fpNgaIp8h

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

Still up 300% on the year 🤷‍♀️ but ight

[College Football 24/7 @CFB247]

Parker Titsworth
Ohio, Offensive Line 2019-2022

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

@ZlizsTV You're a ledgend

[Samuel Q. @samuelrtm99]

People really wake up one day and think to themselves, "I'm gonna run for school board." ??????