Samuel Khan

Proud Brit. husband and father, full time pain in the backside!

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

@cafreeland This picture sums up the achievement of this government #disorganized

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

@RichardHammond heard you’ll be at the @autoshowcanada looking forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks.

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

⁦@sharrond62⁩ not sure if this’ll work, but going to send it to you anyway. It’s about gender equality. https://t.co/eayiQ8Qgze

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

At the #AutoShow50 and made a beeline for @OPP_HSD stand, and found @K5Schmidt. Had a quick chat with Sgt Kerry. Hear him on the radio often on all matters Highway, got to meet him in person. Thanks for the picture Sgt Kerry.

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

@Jofkha Welcome back! The Queen died…

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

@British_Airways @ellesamuels98

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

Rewind 20 years.. no change!! What a pointless war!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Oh shut up with your meaningless blather.
You & President Biden have failed the people of Afghanistan & surrendered to the Taliban in the most cowardly way.
This is a terrible day of shame for Britain & America - and an even worse day for the poor Afghans you’ve betrayed.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Expressing your rage by saying "you're welcome" as loudly as possible.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Places you can "pop"
1. To the shops
2. To the loo
3. Next door (ah, memories!)
4. Out to get some petrol
5. Down the Post Office
6. To the cash point
7. Upstairs
8. Along (but you only “might” pop along, meaning you won’t)

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

I have just completed the HSBC Expat Explorer Survey. Join me and share your views on expat life. https://t.co/FMIca9uBmG

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

Oh the irony!

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

@KristianJack @KristianJack thankyou for bringing a different perspective on the beautiful game to the Canadian audience. Eagerly awaiting your next move. All the best.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

What a great wind up

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

#disinfectant #injection

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After Donald Trump tests positive for Covid-19, the world’s leading virologist sets off for the White House:

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Could do” - Translation: Nope.

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

You can’t make this stuff up...

[Metro @MetroUK]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/gsLPuNr7hD

[Universal Curiosity @UniverCurious]

Emergency fire extinguisher at NASA Kennedy Space Center.

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

It’s this day!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s Thurs... *checks notes*... WEDNESDAY! It’s Wednesday

[Samuel Khan @samuelskhan]

Irn Bru

[Typically British Toronto @TypicalBritTO]

Brick Lane Food Co. (a Toronto based company selling British comfort food such as homemade curries, pies and pasties) are now doing HOME DELIVERY. They also recently added Curlywurly's, Monster Munch, Irn Bru, Tizer, etc, to the menu. For more info: https://t.co/fMDIHBa9nd