brooke✌🏼

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[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

if you can’t handle me at my cargo shorts you don’t deserve me at my sundress

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

reactivated twitter just to say @chasepetramusic killed it in cle tonight. come to crow bar and let me buy yall a drink!!!

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

legit left my last job after getting in trouble for discussing wages. told a salaried manager they deserve to make way more and the owner was livid. one and only time in my life i didn’t give a 2 weeks.

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

literally a sign of a toxic workplace

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

@cutetaco jesus christ how are you this hot

[zephyr pub @zephyr_pub]

This one is going to be WILD.

Flyer as always by @artdaddy69

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

@cutetaco false you haven’t had to deal with me yet today 😈

[mary FLORIDA!!! 🍉😻🏳️‍🌈🧶nekopog.bsky.social @nekopog]

Happy “my car clock is right again” day to all who celebrate

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

@_ryab666 cut off your ear or quit talking tough

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

got my first HOA complaint so instead of just dealing with it and moving on I am reading the entire HOA handbook and snitching on every single one of my neighbors that has shit wrong with their house

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

@ASovietOnion @enbytiredboy it’s completely unrelated bro use google

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

when babe packs lunch 😍

[LilDiva HeadComeOff @JoshuaSimonSays]

just heard abt this WILD new kink where you fall in love and get married and have sex one to three nights a week until you die

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

@Shane_AKA_Swain anyone who feels the need to advertise their healing is missing the point

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

@razzlefazetta soup 👀

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

How it started / How it's going

[Sean Bair Flannery @sean_m_flannery]

An under-discussed effect of COVID is how we kind of lost casual friends. The incidental buddies you ran into at a BBQ, holiday party or softball game- just rapture-like disappeared. Now everyone you talk to is either coworker or 1 of the 5 most important people you've ever known

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

been packing our lunches everyday and feeling pretty damn good about it 😬😬

[brooke✌🏼 @samurai_lyons]

getchu a girl that shovels out all the neighbors when it snows without even being asked because the kindness runs that deep 😭♥️

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

Ugh punxsutawney phil couldn’t solve the Wordle so we’re gonna have another year of Covid :(

[JP @jpbrammer]

excited that I get to drink coffee tomorrow. I do every day and tomorrow will be no different