Samantha

Have fun storming the castle!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump's tweets and press conferences are the work of a gravely disordered mind.

[Imgur @imgur]

Cerberus as a puppy, guarding the gates to heck. https://t.co/qkux7Xhx4P

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

If you don't have Inkitt, you can check out 2 chapters of my book Silex here: https://t.co/7ncLxtt4b4

Received a lovely review yesterday!

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Success doesn't give anybody the right to be an asshole.

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

@dog_rates plz rate pup snootz

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

@hananokarazu11 @imgur

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

This year has been huge dick & now love has been debunked.
#chrisprattandannafaris

2017 is like:

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

DARK TOWER tomorrow; MR. MERCEDES next week; IT and SLEEPING BEAUTIES next month. All good. Lucky me.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I just realized that the lead singers of some of my favorite death metal bands sound like Donald Duck having a tantrum.

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

Guys, you've all got it wrong Lena Dunham is the new THEME for #AHS not new cast memeber.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The rise of flat-Earthers in society provides some of the best evidence for the failure of our educational system.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

You're nobody until somebody loves you. You're also nobody until someone is plotting your death. #MondayMotivation

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

@itrevormoore You are fake news

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

Arya Stark is up in Westeros playing the best game of Guess Who like

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The news is real. The president is fake.

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

Today I've seen posts about a Dad killing a baby, a girl & mom killing their pet in a microwave and a cop beating. This is why I'm cynical.

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

We came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum & we're all outta bubble gum #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

Welp. I just watched A Bigger Spalsh, saw #Voldemort 's man junk & at 30 y/o my childhood is officially over.

[Samantha @samurai_mouse]

Someone please bring me more alcohol while I get through this. @stownpodcast Wild Turkey will do.