Samuel Wilson

Number 26 in your programs, number 1 in your hearts.

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@LisaRotinWilson @Rainmaker1973 @mathewi @benjhwilson Cool!

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Hoka? Wtf.

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@BubbaHoltz @engineers_feed Get the pucks in deep.

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@darrinhenein I struggle with this new phenomenon of having the grocery *packing* responsibilities delegated to me. The unbearable pressure of bagging the groceries at the end of the conveyor has me crumbling like a crouton.

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I like lumbar support now.

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@nytimes wtf?

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Yellow jujubes? Get the hell outta here.

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@Smooretreatz Hell ya.

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@thedrewth22

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Is Crimson & Clover the best song of all time? Probably.

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@nytimes "it was curious to think that the sky was the same for everybody, In Eurasia or Eastasia as well as here. And the people under the sky were very much the same."

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@nytimes sup?

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@weathernetwork - is your website truly your best effort?

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@jessjanz Cook/ Eat, read, workout, sleep, booze.

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I still use my fingers to count the months.

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@BubbaHoltz @showmetheyamz 🤘🏻