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[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Yeah why doesn’t every woman just marry a millionaire 40 years older than them and get knocked up like Karoline did?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time is the fake assassination attempt on July 4?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

American.
Star.
Birthright citizen.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Rose 🛸 @revengescores]

Before pride month starts im just gonna say this:

-men’s mental health month is in November

-straight pride isn’t a thing. Nobody has ever been oppressed or killed for being straight

-veterans get 2 months. May and November

So do some research before complaining :)

[໊ @buffys]

i’m scared of hannamontana virus

[Vegas Sports Today @VegasSportsTD]

“As a rookie, I don't think that's a good look. I can't miss practice."

Raiders rookie QB Fernando Mendoza on visiting the White House with the Indiana Hoosiers.

🎥: @MikeDixon_VST

#RaiderNation | #Raiders

[Governor Abigail Spanberger @GovernorVA]

Virginia voters have spoken, and tonight they pushed back against a President who claims he is ‘entitled’ to more Republican seats in Congress.

As we watched other states go along with those demands without voter input, Virginians refused to let that stand. We responded the right way: at the ballot box.

[sam @samvarney12]

@HerbelEssences First baseman takes at least two steps towards home plate to try and make the catch off of a terrible throw. You might be the most miserable person on the internet. Get a therapist, pal.

[sam @samvarney12]

@sushiskers

[sam @samvarney12]

@carsonlawoffice @GessamiV Dude you just said it’s impossible to adopt almost any kid when there are over 100,000 kids waiting to be adopted today in the US alone. You don’t have an intelligent argument either. You have to straight up lie to make one. 😂

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

If you saw this happening in the Middle East, you’d call them extremists. And you’d be right. This is mental illness.

[sam @samvarney12]

@HopelessBurner @Worths37 @Terry_Barry_ @ElonisaJabronie Sure thing. I just opened up my messages to anyone, so you should be able to DM me.

[Chicago Bulls Central @BullsCentralPod]

How unrighteous to lie

[sam @samvarney12]

@HopelessBurner @Worths37 @Terry_Barry_ @ElonisaJabronie I’m not asking for evidence of a transformation at all. I’m asking for evidence Jesus was the presence you felt. How do you know it wasn’t Krishna, Allah, Hermes, or some psychological effect of human biology?

[sam @samvarney12]

@LegendaryTakes @Decker6 Many employers issue uniforms for their employees. Would you ask the same thing about Hooters? That uniform isn’t inclusive of traditional modesty standards. Additionally, the league consults with the players union before Nike designs them, and the league sets the schedule.

[sam @samvarney12]

@HopelessBurner @Worths37 @Terry_Barry_ @ElonisaJabronie You repeated the initial claim and then added something about how it’s a pretty great feeling. I don’t think you know what embellishing means. And do you have any evidence you’ve felt the presence of Jesus? Or is that another claim you can’t support?