🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾

I am the embodiment of complexity.

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

"How does something manage to be surprising and inevitable at the same time?"

~ Barry Diflorio in 'A Brief History of Seven Killings'

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

I just read "The Great Automatic Grammatizator" by #RoaldDahl, and it is uncannily prescient of generative AI, its ethical implications, and its impact on the creative economy. THIS is why literature is so amazing and important.

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

Sometimes, closure is found in the most unexpected places at the most unexpected times.

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Tumefika 70 registrations within 1 hour.
#TukoKadi

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

My brain pulled up a very random memory the other day...

Many years ago, @NerdyDaddy_, @Richmartz, and I had a thing where every single day, each of us would tweet two or three Wikipedia articles for the others to read.

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

@mskanyegenya I always respond to such stories with shock. We were in a different one...

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

@pronouncedroy BRUH!! And laundry is never done. Unamaliza but sasa zenye umevaa ni chafu. 😭😭

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

@MajidAlFuttaim @CarrefourGroup @CarrefourSAV , you need to tell us whether @CarrefourKe is deliberately fraudulent or just incompetent. How can it take more than two months to simply get help on an app issue? Why does no one seem to know what to do? Or is this outright theft?

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

@gaetano_Ke @G_UnitedKE

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

@gaetano_Ke @G_UnitedKE Interesting! I just visited my host family this weekend, and the memories...heh! I don't remember tweeting and winning anything, though.

Also, we need a proper bit of journalism done on that programme and what became of it.

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

@oreo_junkie Whoop whoop!

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

I'm not falling behind or running late;
I'm not standing still, I am lying in wait.

#WaitForIt

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

She brings lemon grass for Palm Sunday.

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

Wants may be easily satisfied either by producing much or desiring little. #work

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

I am fierce. #womenatwork

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

@pronouncedroy 😳😳

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

@pronouncedroy @YtheraMusic @riki_is_msanii It needed a name. 😄

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

Twice have I been to @AarHospital. Twice have I had an unpleasant experience.

3/10, would not recommend.

[🇰🇪 Nashipae 👸🏾 @samwan31]

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