samuel

[samuel @samweber98]

Some of y’all may have grown up broke but your mom ever paid your hairdresser 2 T-bone steaks and a bag of potatoes w her link card for a haircut like this?! I didn’t think so

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

This is so pathetic to me

[teryn @youngtiddy]

oh u like me? name 5 meds i take

[samuel @samweber98]

Hot girls cry on their birthday but the super hot girls cry for weeks before their birthday

[samuel @samweber98]

People my age: “I have three kids”
Me:

[samuel @samweber98]

I may have a horrible taste in men for myself but when it comes to my GIRLS and their men choices 🙄 I’ll spot every red flag in the first 30 seconds

[samuel @samweber98]

Thinking about how at dinner the other night he said “is this a Miley Cyrus song?” And I said “actually it’s Hannah Montana” and then had to explain they’re the same person 💀

[samuel @samweber98]

Watched too much of the “Hey Babe” podcast I just caught myself irl saying “did you get the ticky wickys?”

[samuel @samweber98]

I’ll be having a normal day and then suddenly remember what it was like to flip a kayak over sea urchins and fire coral and ruin it

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

It turns out women enjoy having human rights, and we vote.

[samuel @samweber98]

@basherslose

[samuel @samweber98]

If you’re a woman in Illinois and plan on voting for Darren Bailey on Tuesday just know that I hate you.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

stop making movies so long bitch.

[l̴̦̟̂̈́̔̕i̴̡̠͓̫͍̦̖͇̮͋̈́̏̈́́ͅz̷̛̙̣̪̉͊̀̍͛͘͜ͅ @platapusi]

work is silly cus whats a sexy woman like me doing here

[samuel @samweber98]

@AIcleene My best advice is don’t come back. 🤩 I’m ready to leave again

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

A reminder: no one is coming to save us.

Your vote is your power. 🇺🇸