Samuel

Life’s not knights on horseback

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

trespasser on the track at custom house? run them over and put their stupid face on a wall of shame. @TfL this cannot be a several-times-a-week occurrence

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

@networkrail @TfL every other day trespassers on the line come on

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

good work contaminating the internet lads. expect higher education will return to books in the next couple years

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"AI is likely to produce neither a job apocalypse nor productivity utopia, but something harder to measure: a quiet degradation of the quality of the jobs that remain," per Bloomberg

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

wow even cattle are better off in china

[Real Insight @real_insight_1]

'China 50 years ahead!' they scream on TikTok.

In reality, Chinese trains are packed with goats and pigs. I wonder why they don't show these trains. Do they feel ashamed?

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

being a nationalist in general is embarrassing, but being a nationalist for a nonsense country is masochism

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

getting more of my friends to join flighty 🤠

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

thought it was a joke but seems that are people who call it St. Pancreas without irony

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

another thing that only happens in the US and these simpletons think it’s the norm. not a single country in the world has a waiter not brought the machine to my table. wrong & loud as usual

[kaity @kaitybella]

I know this is me being deeply american but I find paying with a little machine at the table SO gauche lol. like I genuinely dislike it

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

what exactly is the point of recording every little thing you do are you hoping to be the next influencer? in your outfit that looks like the mannequin at zara? making a reel something that a few billion other people also do? you fucking cretin

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

love the paris metro rabbit. london is far too serious

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

spoke to my friends and surprised to learn they are not keen on becoming exit liquidity

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

@HanUlu109 he’s prob a semi educated villager

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

following the news leading up to the spacex IPO, and the lack of cynicism about what may be the biggest boondoggle in history from the business press is alarming. leave aside its conman flame-fanning ceo, how does anyone even entertain this company in and of itself

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

beyond frustrating that many students on my course, if prompted, cannot articulate what we've learnt during lectures but seem to be getting Firsts using GenAI & in turn raising the grading curve. I'm certain this is the case because during in-person assessments I did just fine

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

@AnonymousLeftie US quality of life is so much worse than sweden they have to compete on sauce

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

american cultural export

[Asuka Cheney-Soryu 🇺🇸 @PNACstreetgang]

One of the worst things about this insufferable faggot zoomer culture is that it’s global

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

keeping americans out of your country’s politics is for the public good and it’s time every country got wise to that

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

@McDonaldsUK prioritise in-store orders over online/deliveroo. are you stupid? next time i’m kept waiting I will sue the shit out of you

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

genuinely fuck google maps and fuck google

[Samuel @samwfernandes]

google maps is made for lazy cunts who can’t walk over 10 minutes