Sam

[Sam @samwisecooke]

This is me

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@GordonRamsay How about some of the Mrs’ gourmet cooking? #StaySafe

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@BBCNews explain...

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@jk_rowling please, please, please explain this 🤯

[Brooke Windsor @brookeawindsor]

I took this photo as we were leaving #NotreDame about an hour before it caught on fire. I almost went up to the dad and asked if he wanted it. Now I wish I had. Twitter if you have any magic, help him find this 🙏🏼

[Sam @samwisecooke]

Is rose gold pink?!

[Sam @samwisecooke]

Macdonals fillet o fish... yes or no?

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@giffgaff Assuming you’re going to compensate everybody for the money they’ve lost.

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@PhiPhiOhara I think you’re a right cunt you.

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@Eminem @Still_Three

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@LewisBower_ Anytime sugarplum 😘

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@LewisBower_ It’s actually, Sam, but good attempt buddy!

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@LewisBower_ Only thing that deserves a chuckle is your blog post titles...

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@LewisBower_ Faggot.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

#REVIVAL OUT NOW - https://t.co/1acPseclKb

[Sam @samwisecooke]

Planning my trip to London- staying at Arbor City Hotel. A perk for friends and family: https://t.co/pEsrmNEVhw

[Sam @samwisecooke]

@StagecoachEMid your buses are an absolute joke, late every single morning without fail.

[Nationwide @AskNationwide]

We’re launching a campaign with @DailyMailUK you can donate your old £1 coins to @MakeAWishUK in any of our branches by the end of the year.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's £1?"

He said, "That's Madeira cake"

[Sam @samwisecooke]

Seems fitting to be bumping this today #MayweatherMcGregor #StillMovin @dizzywright 🔥🔥🔥🔥