minesweeper king

thank you Twitter

[minesweeper king @samwitkowski_]

@OwenMcIrish @McDonalds I like the chickrn mcnuggets and sprite

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Strange news out of Las Vegas: The Israeli property manager linked to an illegal Las Vegas biolab (which contained HIV and dengue fever) just had federal charges dismissed against him

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Jared McCain off the bench:

24 PTS
+28

Made more shots than both MVP finalists @dmorey.

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

We need a "Lebronto" name for what Jayson Tatum has done to the 76ers

My favorites:
- Jaydelphia
- Tatudelphia
- JayPhilly

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Career playoff point differential for each players teams WHEN THEY WERE OFF THE COURT

(higher number = better support / lower number = worse support)

Kawhi: +61
Durant: +40
SGA: +32
Tatum: -86
Duncan: -112
Westbrook: -112
Giannis: -127
Luka: -132
Dirk: -135
Kobe: -138
Steph: -148
Jokic: -186
CP3: -207
Harden: -209
LeBron: -242
Garnett: -300
Embiid: -320

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

LFG

[minesweeper king @samwitkowski_]

@UnderdogNBA

[Brian Hart @BrianHartPR]

Reminder: This man is in the Epstein files 500+ times. #SellTheTeam

[⛓️ @BeardinGoat]

This Clip Doesn't Even Do Full Justice To That Game dawg.. Here's The Extended Bit

Nothing.. But.. CHILLS.. 🥶

[Gabe @CryptoMorey]

Ask for a trade
@vj_edgecombe
@JoelEmbiid
@TyreseMaxey

Don’t waste the rest of your careers here.!

[minesweeper king @samwitkowski_]

@AphexCubed @jaskline2007 Actually good flying stab??

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

🟦 LEFT: Obama. Here to serve the people.

🟥 RIGHT: Trump. Here to serve the rich—including himself.

Not complicated. Staring us right in the face.

[minesweeper king @samwitkowski_]

@BrianJoseph22

[Acyn @Acyn]

Karl: The transformation has been gradual and unmistakable. 

By February, some golden urns on the mantle. 

April, gold adornments appear on the walls. 

By July, it's gold everywhere. 

Just this week more scaffolding popped up, even more new gold trim appeared.

[Dotun Akintoye @YNGNKL]

I wrote about Joel.

https://t.co/Rm7IQvH8Bi

[minesweeper king @samwitkowski_]

@spurs

[minesweeper king @samwitkowski_]

@BrianJoseph22 Some would say humans are the real monsters.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

just found these guys on tiktok who impersonate first take and it’s now my favorite account of all time

[Ian Sams @IanSams]

Two stories, same day, I’m sure totally unrelated…

(left) NYT: UAE pours $2 billion into Trump crypto coins

(right) Bloomberg: Trump White House may ease restrictions on selling AI chips to UAE

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

I went to the Senate floor to tell a story about Trump’s first 100 days - a story of daily, norm shattering corruption.

I laid out 40 different corrupt acts - each one alone could have taken down previous presidents.

1/ A 🧵 of my speech. People need to know this story.