samuel avila

🌙heay ...🧡...glory child☀️

[samuel avila @samybeene]

feel me like a song do

[kim petras @kimpetras]

Tinashe !!!!

[darcy @governmnthkr]

“Dick Van Dyke” when Pussy Van Faggot walks in

[pprreezzoohh @pprreezzoohh]

so much had to happen for us to get here. this is one of the most beautiful tweets of all time

[jxst.cash ⚝ @callme_cashhh]

The concept of god telling me to forgive my enemies but he’s burning his.

[David Pfau @pfau]

Generative AI was supposed to be hallucinatory liminal shit like this, not slop menus at the local bodega.

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Patrick(?) @phantom_threadz]

Actually the lyric is: “I ride for you, Charli.”

[jade @emoshoota]

im smoking my cart on the patio and can smell someone smoking real weed

[money maka flava bacon @xbbgummybearx]

@TMZ We don’t hate Drake enough

[mary. @femcelera]

valley girls giving blowjobs for louboutins, what you call that? head over heels

[carnival of rosabelles @rosebudlight]

hop up out the bed turn my fag on

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

and that’s exactly how you should react to that damn flag

[xan (short for xan) @G59_Xan]

a condom? are you serious? single use plastic? so you hate the planet got it

[Hairline Fraud @miagothstan]

and she decided to take away her princess aura for the 2020s cuntslop

[tkz כֶּשֶׁף @tuukzs]

The Impossibility of the Garden

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

The Fairy Lovers, by English painter Theodore von Hoist (1840). Tate Britain.

[esra @1989healy]

Just realised she mixed yeah with club classics oh my god

[ً @americanreqiuem]

harper’s pose is nastyyy