Samkeliso Ndlovu

A lover, not a fighter

[Samkeliso Ndlovu @samybells]

@nonkululeko1402 That's because all the foreigners have left. They were the ones carrying your English, clearly.

[The Chronicle @ChronicleZim]

Zimbabwean author Sue Nyathi is finally receiving her flowers. Thirteen years after publishing The Polygamist, the acclaimed novel has been adapted into a 22-episode supernovela that premiered on Netflix on June...

[Samkeliso Ndlovu @samybells]

Some will say it's AI

[Lavish Living @busiwe_bubu]

Cassper Nyovest celebrated Mother’s Day with his baby mama, Thobeka Majozi, and his wife, Pulane Mojaki.❤️❤️🔥

[Dip Street @dipstreet_zw]

Okay #Bulawayo #Munchsip is upon us! Its #braaiseason and we have you covered. Checkout our #foodstall #dipstreet #braai #sanganaihalangananiexpo #grill

[Samkeliso Ndlovu @samybells]

@willncube @drruwende I know exactly what you mean kikikk

[Samkeliso Ndlovu @samybells]

@MacBelts @HStvNews @HStvZim Is he just clowning or??

[mvelase_buyie @mvelasebubu]

“That thing of looking crusty at work iyadelelisa, ningayenzi”

[Samkeliso Ndlovu @samybells]

@demi_farm I need it!

[Spirit of Makoela🇿🇦 @Jaresh012]

This young man assumed I was at work after 8am. He decided to enter my house and steal from me. I’m about to marinate him

[Samkeliso Ndlovu @samybells]

@GeoPomonaZW Great job! You guys must also come to Bulawayo and work your magic on Ngozi Mine.

[Aristotle❁ @Gathumbi_Jnr]

@zikhonasodlaka @flysaa Scenes

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

In that instant, all the love and affection building in my heart for Cynthia evaporated immediately. I immediately saw my fellow man with muscles not a woman with curves.

What kind of girl is this, firstly you can catch fowl and even k!ll it with your bare hands then to make matters worse, you can slaughter goat too. Me that is a man I can’t even kill lizard not to talk of goat

As soon as Cynthia went in to wash her hands, I just nervously excused myself, lied to my friend that I’ll be back to eat the chicken and ran to my car

[ManFromNyasaland @PhiriTofara]

Zimbabweans see how Ads are made not mashura amunotiitira😭😭�

[Samkeliso Ndlovu @samybells]

This is so funny.🤣🤣

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo isn't sorry for what they've become because no one's ever apologized for making them this way.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is so cute!

[Mzala Tom @RealMzalaTom]

1. ON THIS DAY in 1893 Cecil John Rhodes' Pioneer Column conquered the Ndebele kingdom under King Lobhengula. The decisive and last battle was fought at a place called Gadade in Ntabazinduna.

[Sidonia P Alphonse @MinisterSidonia]

God of the 11th hour, ARISE!

[Prof. Welshman Ncube @Welshman_Ncube]

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health disorder of extreme self centeredness & forever seeking attention & administration. Leaders with this disorder are capricious, selfish & have no empathy except as an instrument of attention seeking.

[Inunu Engafi @lebomashile]

Where do you guys learn corporate email language? Is there a resource for that passive aggressive, deflective, yet pretending to be “neutral”, mind fuckery, witchcraft English?

Kind Regards,
Siyafa

[David Coltart @DavidColtart]

A little Saturday Soother for y’all. Last weekend one of our Sons ⁦@DougColtart⁩ attended a friend’s wedding & was called up for an impromptu dance by the MC. My only regret is that I can’t claim those genes come from my side of the family! 😂 Enjoy #Zimbabwe #yellowsocks