Franz van der Groovy

Eagerly awaiting the salvation of Didus ineptus

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The best thing Nolan could do with Oppenheimer is inspire a molecularly deep terror of the atomic bomb in audiences, which would be redundant considering David Lynch already did as good a job of that as probably could be done cinematically with Episode 8 of Twin Peaks: The Return

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@corpseinorbit In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. Beat your dick.

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@nkulw More like Blow-my-back-out Podcast. It’s so good. We love it, don’t we folks?

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@ByYourLogic No tail tube rats have always been hot

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@willmenaker “It’s incredibly fucked up you did those things we made you do.”

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@bridgietherease Not much of one for prayers but I’ll say one for your sister

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@Smsullivan11 @washingtonpost Of course not. How could I possibly provide an opinion if I were informed? I will admit to knowing that Jeff Bezos owns 100% of the WashPost, so it seems unlikely we’d get much analysis of his power in its esteemed pages, but again, didn’t read the article. ‘cuz I can’t read

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@RoxyTall Lamborghini fanny pack(bum bag) full of other exotic car brand keychains

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@robynkanner @Joe_R_Perez *joe Biden voice* “we’re gonna rebrand. They want to tear this country apart, but you voted. You voted no, don’t tear this country apart. We don’t wanted an un-United states of Merica. We want United America. An’ the first thing I’m gonna do’s change the name to United America.”

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@cointeltoe Remember when the first cloned animal was a sheep named Dolly because it was cloned from mammary tissue?

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@ScubaForDogs Yeah except in this scenario the gas got shut off because you didn’t retroactively pay for last months gas after this months increase in the gas bill. So your not being gaslit. You can’t afford it.

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@SpiritofLenin Europenises colonanalanuses; notable for its behavior of swarming to material rich areas and infecting local populations with an array of diseases ranging from limbs amputated for not harvesting enough rubber to getting murdered for *checks notes* no reason at all.

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@ByYourLogic Good thing he got the whole bushel of bananas, dude seems to be running on dangerously low energy levels

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@people4kam What part of Medicare for All and $2000 a month until everyone is vaccinated do you have a problem with? You seem like the sort of person who would get mad at me for not being happy that the person pointing a gun at my head put on a different shirt and gave me a lollipop.

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@FabSocialist George H.W. Bush was significantly responsible for much of the evil both Regan’s and W. Bush’s presidencies

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@RoxyTall This might be the most charming skullduggery I’ve ever heard of.

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@VerminSupreme I’d support putting Vermin Supreme in a giant minty peach and attaching it to a flock of seabirds so he could go on adventures with his giant insect friends

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@christine_left You ask like I don’t use drugs and alcohol to feel in the first place....

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@prageru Funny, a second ago it was “we’ve lost so many followers”, but the moment any of those might be Nazis feeling like you were playing a tease, suddenly it’s just Dennis who has to shoulder of these jilted fascists