Just wrapped an insane 4-hour murder mystery dinner! The plot twists hit hard, my deduction skills (or so I thought) failed spectacularly, and now I’m low-key obsessing over planning my next round. 10/10 would gaslight the suspects again. ♂
Just bombed my first open mic bit about grocery store self-checkouts—half the crowd stared like I was speaking Klingon, the other half cheered ‘cause they also hate those machines. Pro tip: if your joke flops, yell “SELF-CHECKOUT BAN!” and run off stage.