dan

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

the woman in front of me at the steely dan concert is reading the wikipedia page for steely dan

[Justyn @FUNKePills]

"Nice hat!", My colorblind boss says, unaware that the front of it shows a picture of his face, with the caption "worst boss ever" all tinted the exact blue he can't see. "Thanks, it's my favorite" I say to him. He pulls out tinted glasses and says "Let me get a better look.."

[GUILTTRIP @GuiltTripMCR]

🇮🇪 Our first time in Ireland 🇮🇪

We’ll be joining the Heavy Metal Kingz @MalevolenceRiff for our first trip to the Emerald Isle.

🎟: https://t.co/RADqZ9ELlZ

[old roadside pics @oldroadside]

christie's restaurant sign, houston, texas, 1983

[dan @sandarkley]

@hollownotempty ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Meet soon big boss

[Emma Sheerin @SheerinOfficial]

The women of Ireland are fed up.

From our grandmothers, educated in Latin and the catechism, but not about menstruation, locked up whether they fell prey to a neighbour or ‘chose to commit a mortal sin’, as if either were crimes, as if they deserved a life in an institution.

[House of Champs @House_of_Champs]

What a legend.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Mood for 2022

[Sloppy Jane @sloppyjanemusic]

all men want lord of the rings to happen to them

[dan @sandarkley]

@shitebagg Power city have a few but they’re 80 blips

[dan @sandarkley]

Watching TikTok’s will have you saying shit like “wow that monkey just drank a whole Powerade”

[dan @sandarkley]

That’s fucking rubbish

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

For fuck sake. In broad daylight…

[dan @sandarkley]

@ainbhlinn See ya there broski

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

you want me to go to the toilet. The thing that killed Elvis

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Her skin was pale, like a pale ale…. but her hair was amber, like an amber ale…

[#1 Carolina Hurricanes fan @drone_jock]

this is probably the best fit of all time

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

{ending 10hr shift at warehouse, smiling} Yessss💪 $70