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[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

I am 3 standard deviations away from the mean of your heart

#leansixsigma #leanmanufacturing #engineerjoke

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@stats_feed The whites the country the safest for women

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@stats_feed Exercise is not good enough to lost weight. The secret is to eliminate or reduce your intake of:

1. Refined carbs
2. Gluten
3. Vegetable (seed) oils

Fat has been incorrectly demonizedbut but it is alctualky good for you, specially animal fat, olive oil and avocados.

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@stats_feed In Spanish we say ‘whisky ‘

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

Warm water and cold wanter have very different flavors.

@thoughts_

#ShowerThoughts

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

- Do you know the formula of nitric oxide?
- NO

#chemestryjokes

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@Sia When I first saw this, I thought it was a clicker from the last of us

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@stats_feed Oysters 🦪

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@joerogan @Apple @YouTube @Spotify Absolutely loving your podcast @joerogan it would be even better if you let your guests talk as well, I bet they have interesting things to say 😂🤣

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 #Meditation has massively improved my mental health. I started doing only 2-3 minutes 3 times a week. Now I can comfortably seat for 20 minutes. Still a beginner but feel like I can let my negative feelings come and go before they turn into a spiral of anxiety or depression.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Interviewer: Do you have any favorite books?

Me: Yes. 1984.

Interviewer: Wow, so many!

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@actualidadpanam Un amigo tenía dos negocios de carne, una fama en Mariquita y otra en Gonorrea, no sabía si vender la fama en Mariquita, y quedarse con la fama de Gonorrea, o vender la fama de Gonorrea y quedarse con la fama de Mariquita.

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@actualidadpanam Noticieros Colombianos ya están preguntando a turistas extranjeros qué opinan de nuestras mujeres, de nuestra comida y del discurso de Petro en la ONU

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

I realized that Spanish is a language with many meanings for a single word, while English is a language with many words for the same meaning.

#Español #English #language

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@stats_feed Neymar is the greatest diver in the history of soccer, so a 40x10 meter swimming pool makes perfect sense

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@PulecioC @diegoalejocm Pica más una araña de caucho

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

Hi @SpotifyAU why my Daily Mixes keep playing only the same 3 songs from the artists I like ? It’s getting to the point that I’m starting to hate songs that I used to love, how can I get more variety?

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

Hear me out, Netflix sabotaged the submarine so they can release a documentary about it

#submarinemissing
#Titanic
#Submersible
#Titan

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Horniest places in Africa

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

@engineers_feed 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + … = -1/12

[Psychonaut @sandavid26]

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four

#1984 #GeorgeOrwell

@1984bygeorge