Johnson Sandbox

BNSU grad 1993’ live in Kenosha WI. grillmaster. #freederek

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@WalterFlapjack It’s a toss up. Both are terrible

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If you’re one of those people who claims that mosquitoes don’t bite them go fuck yourself. Can’t be even remotely true

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@Chad_Doormat For a nice dinner with family or more formality yes, if ur just with your boys no

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If someone told me their favorite color was maroon I’d be pissed. That word/color sucks

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Other than 100 percent, what battery percentage do you think your phone has spent the most time on?

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If I posted my dad on insta or snap for Father’s Day he would call me a pussy

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@WalterFlapjack He’s a make the cut merchant. Can’t even compete for majors when his birthday is tmr, he doesn’t have the drive that Phil Mickelson has. When Phil wants something he attacks it and doesn’t give up

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Scottie is not a good golfer. I never want to hear Tiger comparison again. I think my buddy reg might beat him 20 percent of the time

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I’m all for roundabouts and everything but when it’s a really busy intersection I prefer stoplights. Also the name roundabout is kinda corny imo

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Food poisoning is not real

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Doing that time lapse thing where you and ur buddies sit at a table is so performative IMO

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If you say you don’t let your dog eat human food you are a weirdo. Part of dogs being touse are that they clean up the floor when you spill food

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If Scottie doesn’t turn it around on the back 9 I’m officially done liking Scottie edits. I’m not even sure he would break par at brown deer from the women’s tees. #FITFO

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@walkonredshirts @jacksettleman Yeah the guy who said Jake Knapp in his last tweet is an Idiot 🤣🤣🤣

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@jacksettleman Don’t over think it. Aronimink prioritizes iron play, putting, and par 4 scoring. Scottie is number 1 par 4 scoring at 3.88, an all time iron player, and he’s 8th in putting SG right now. It feels square but Scottie is getting it done this weekend. He is +480, no brainer.

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When’s the last time anyone has seen an owl in person. I don’t believe in them

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If u a fat dude with a big belly you should not be coming to packed bars. Squeezing past them is impossible and feels homo and weird

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Would you rather play performative volleyball in the middle of a college campus for take a right hook from prime Mike Tyson?

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U don’t gotta dap up every single person in the room when u enter/leave the room. Just say hello or bye lmao

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Old dudes grunt and breathe weird when they piss